*Runs to the hills starts playing"

*Arena goes pitch black*

*Fireworks erupt and we see JTR in the ring from out of no where*

"CUT THE FUCKING MUSIC! "

*music stops and everyone goes silent*

"FOR ALL YOU JACK-OFFS OUT THERE! THIS ONE IS FOR YOU!"

*holds up US Champion belt while the millions of Jack-offs chear*

*throws belt onto the matt and then spits on it and kicks it aside*

"STFU, fucka US Championship belt, I'm repping England on your Yankey asses! From here on out, aslong as I have this belt, it's staying the UK Champions belt"

*Crowd starts booing*

"FUCK YOU, HATE ME!"

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