when i was really little me and my family we are at a restaurant that was extremely full and i had like 20 family members there with me....anyways, i went to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant...like 5 mins later i came out with my pants n underwear around my ankles (and i was wearin snow boots)..and shouted "IS ANYONE GUNNA COME WIPE MY BUTT!??!?!"

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