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...Belong...
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Mate Sent Me Another Joke That > The Other One
IP:
Jesus was standing in for Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates when an old man
shuffled up to him
"Name?" said Jesus.
"Joseph" replied the old man.
"Occupation?" asked Jesus.
"Carpenter" replied the old man.
"And did you have a son?" asked Jesus.
"Yes, I did" said the old man.
"Describe him" said Jesus.
"Well", said the old man "he was strange and childlike and he had nails in
his hands and feet".
Jesus looked at the old man and said "Father?!"
The old man peered back and said...
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"..... Pinocchio?"
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Originally Posted by High Dro
furthermore, june 3rd is the only good day to be born
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^ Amen Brother ^
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Originally Posted by ∆ P E X X
i'm still tryin to figure out how bein born in another country makes somebody fake.
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R.I.P OMB
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