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Originally Posted by Apexx
oh man roaches. wow, talk about memories. Ever had roaches takin cover inside your clothes on the old radiator you hum em on to dry em out the laundry? Or all huddled up over a spill on your kitchen table in the morning? Hoppin out your cereal box? in your alarm clock?
Those WEREN'T the days.
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One time I felt a bit itchy around my inner thigh, so I scratched through my shorts. But the itch didnt go away, so I was like wtf, and I reached up my shorts, felt something fucked... it moved, I pulled it out and it was a cockroach. I threw it across the room.
And once when I was sleeping I heard a little sound and I was like whoa, what is that? Then I sat up and looked down at my pillow and a black thing crawled out from under it. In one movement I lept out of my bed, somehow got to the other side of the room, and then turned the light on.
Shit is gay. Its cos in old buildings they usually have a nest around the sewerage pipes. So they get in and shit.