Originally Posted by Terumoto

One time I felt a bit itchy around my inner thigh, so I scratched through my shorts. But the itch didnt go away, so I was like wtf, and I reached up my shorts, felt something fucked... it moved, I pulled it out and it was a cockroach. I threw it across the room.

And once when I was sleeping I heard a little sound and I was like whoa, what is that? Then I sat up and looked down at my pillow and a black thing crawled out from under it. In one movement I lept out of my bed, somehow got to the other side of the room, and then turned the light on.

Shit is gay. Its cos in old buildings they usually have a nest around the sewerage pipes. So they get in and shit.