First Ever LBL Championship Match: Mimesis vs Jay Cee (16th April 2006)

Jay Cee






Mim's not a groupie? Psh, that's a fat chance...
Read tha 1st quote-
-Bitch is on my dick so much I thought I wuz gettin a lapdance...
I beat rookies & newbs, send em back to day care...
Yea we all start out wack, but Mim, why tha fuck did u stay there?
U ain't a legend anywhere, so stop ur boastin son...
Cuz ur verses are liked by nobody & also posted by one...
I'm not jokin dude, for real, u'll get broke in two...
Yea I wuz feelin u for a minute.....but then stopped chokin u...
I can recycle against dude, cuz he got tha queerest flow...
So this is premeditated murder, cuz I thought of these lines years ago...
This newb'll never rock me, I can easily get rid of him fast...
Peeps only call this guy nice cuz he stays finishin last...
U can't match my skill, so u'll just feel tha pain sooner...
Cuz u ain't never been sick off tha dome.....that wuz just a brain tumor...
So I'll drop u son, I'm here to stop ur run...
I'd tell u to curb ur enthusiasm.....but u already live in a box on one...
This win's a breeze for me, u'll see tha beast in Cee...
So if Mim has a leg up in this battle, its so I can rape him more easily...
& I haven't tried yet, but this is crunch time see...
I'll uppercut Mim so hard he'll end up in tha 1-2 punchline league...
Peeps say we're alike but I fail to see any familiarity friend...
Yea ur undefeated, but after I win, that's where our similarities end...
So when I grab tha crown, I'll leave this kid tormented...
Cuz when I said let's keep it low I meant ur win percentage...

Mimesis

Alright. . I don't know any personals on this guy that aren't played. .

Whatever. Check it out,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Cee let's keep it low...

You making requests. . faggot, when you fight blunders are seen
But I'd respect your wish if your fuckin face wasn't right under my feet
Dude, you shouldn't have fucking come here. . your spitting is soft
And you're such a disgrace to RV, Robin Williams movie will instantly flop
You're overrated as hell. . and in this match you will get wrecked hard
So now you're in this April Event. .
. .that'll only end up with you taking a death March
Yeah. . you don't deserve this battle, fuck what you're saying queer
I'd say this match is hogwash. . but I don't see your mom bathing here
So that'd be false. . and fuck a comparison. . your rhymin' is worse
You'd think we were in Texas cause there Arno good lines in your verse
Now this event doesn't make sense. . you crazy thinkin your ass is better
Cause how's The Revolution Begin?. . You bitch, you've been trash forever
No change . . and your women, the doors is what they had me toward
. .With all the fat girls you get the movie will win every Academy Award
That shit is gross. . but you're fucking homo too, and I'm droppin' gays
You see enough Cox to take credit in catching Nixon with the Watergate
And that's no joke. . I'll burn you here, kill you. . keep smashin' ya hoe
Then I'll make sure the axis in your head. .
. .cause I'm tired of graphing the amount of wackness you post
You stand no fucking chance. . every limb, I'ma be takin' em off
Dude your records on the line. . and I'm just here to hang up a loss
YOUR WHOLE VERSE WAS PLAYED. . seriously, this dude is mine. .
Though you are a utility to the league. . but it's just the seweage kind
At least I'm a good fucking citizen. . while to wrap up, you're harmless
Now I have one community service hour. .
. .cause that's how long it took me to bag up this garbage

Mimesis won 3-2.

Mimesis vs N.Tavarez (23rd April 2006)

Mimesis



This shit ain't even close. . I'm known for just owning and wreckin
So I'll raise hell. .
. .grab your friend, and take you both to heaven
This match is over. . just accept that I'm the realest and mean. .
I'll keep raining punches while you're still trying to build up some steam
What another waste of my time. . watch as I just hurl this dude
With such a lack of people Lycan your punches. . Underworld'll sue
You ain't been on my level in forever. . so you ain't gonna steal this
I've outclassed you for so long. .
. .staying IN school would be considered a field trip
You shouldn't have stepped up. . now you'll be seeing the end, kid
. .Cause your rank is about to drop faster than your fucking friend did

10 is all I have time for this week.

N.Tavarez

uhh low blow, okay i'll match it






I champed every league you mod, so take ya wack back and be gone
I'll shit on AZ.......til Nas delete every fucking track that he's on
http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/18/battle.jpg
So save grace liked you listen to preachers.........
While I was out burying a friend, he was out digging for those sneakers
I seen ya crib you poor bitch, a robberies obsolete
Why fucking 'Jack' em? shit, he'd probably bitch about it for weeks
Dont let those LBL mags get you gassed, you not hot or as sick
But how can Mime miss the Mark? he got the mod hopping on his dick
Eat something skinny faggot, before I dish you bodily harm
Your gag reflex'n make muscles that are bigger than your arm, bitch

Mimesis won 7-0.

Mimesis vs So Rell (30th April 2006)

So Rell

Take that fuckin' Belt off...


Dick Riders worship you. But when you lose voters won't think it's staged.
I even got Kempo Doubtin' me, but HOW THE FUCK YOU THINK MIM WAS MADE?
Can you be serious, or delirious, I mean Damn this Joke.
Champ is just not Cut Out for you even if you dropped Ransom Notes.
Me lose they expect it right, 'cause He's the champ, damn he's set for life.
But his Writer's Block must be ambidextrous, cause he's got nuffin Left to Write.
He brought an Early Christmas to text, clearly he's done well.
But little do we know, Mimesis' .gif to text is mearly a Thumbnail.
The high pitch screeching, and explosion, I know you heard it man.
It was just that Car Wreck of a verse lucky I Ensured the win.
Ya'll have been suckered in to his skill well this bitch is over.
Your wordplay was so damn Forced, It's using Jedi Mind Tricks on Voters.
One played punch after another, and I'm just sittin' through.
Your drops are full of Setups that look like they Snitched on you.
You got a Clef that if I give you a Chin Check It might Strike Back.
I'ma stop with the pic jokes, cause I'm afraid my kids might end up like that.
Ya Girl is fat as fuck and your homo, that's been you right?
Dinner comes she orders 4 sides plus all the Menu like.
I knocked all opponents Lights Out, But yours are crap.
I had to pay an Electrician to turn them on Before the match.

Bitch ASS Nigga!

Mimesis

When Kemp said pull something out of your ass. . I don't think he meant shit.

Force, Ensure, Lights Out, Gif. .what the fuck?

You must be lost. . this is the champ match. .

Your whole verse was played as hell. . just drop that rhyme, jerk
You'd need gravity, friction AND movement to make that force line work
It went out months ago. . it'll be no joke when I start harmin' the Rell
We just made eye contact and your whole fucking face started to swell
Me, Myself, And I?. . your title shows you know how it sounds to be rattled
Though that may be a cool movie. .
. .it also means I'm going to Carey your body out of this battle
Gettin knocked out. . what were you thinkin posting that booed verse?
Cause when I say So ill. . it's just because I'm requesting some new shirts
You stepped for a rippin. . so it's only fair I keep breakin your spine cold
Cause I'm about to drop a # 2 faster than nervous kids taking their finals
Haha. . I really can't believe that the whole damn league'll be seeing this
You got that wack style down to a tee. .
. .and I'm bringing a set of golf clubs to beat you with
I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place
Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make
My punches'll keep owning your face. . just give me something to rip
Figuring out your level of talent isn't easy. . but there's still nothing to it
20 lines has been more than enough. . I've already just owned this coward
So here goes nothing. . ahh, wait. .
. .you've had your verse posted for hours

Quote:

Originally Posted by So.Rell You got a Clef that if I give you a Chin Check It might Strike Back. I'ma stop with the pic jokes, cause I'm afraid my kids might end up like that.

That was some tight shit. . though I still gotta keep breaking your raps
But you SHOULD start worrying. .
. .cause even you know you're getting raped in this match

Mimesis won 3-1.

Mimesis vs Precize (7th May 2006)

Precize







for bein a swagger jagger, your gonna be receivin smacks..
zeus of the league??
more like Martyr of LBL, cause ur gettin crucifed for believen that..






jus gettin started, i would drop some more lines..
but you would take
them like a "Champ" Too..and then go Re-use um 3 or 4 Times..
after this match you'll be ruined, i wont even let your ass speak..
im bringin sumthin fresh to the Table, but you'll prolly Feed off it like last week..
mimes heads gettin big with all these wins hes tastein..
but after this his Ego Trip, ul be a Meer National Lampoon Vacation..
look mime jus STFU and take after your fine click..
cause your Skills so lost...google couldnt even find it..
dont u think u should come with that weak wordplay jus a tad less..
gon be a shutout..
cause mime tryed to Take it to da house and forgot his address..
yea your ill, i'll believe that if u bring a point..
only wants to go 20, u prolly got a job..
but this fag should be used to juggling two Things at once..
dont see whats so great about a mime verse, but all these cocks love it..
no fist fighter..
last time he talked with his hands..it involved sock puppets..
throwin punches, till your winning chance goes dim..
hes gonna get floored so much..a b-boy could break dance on him..
put the heat to ya grill and let it burn in ya face..
this loss..
ul hav mime seein 6-1 so quick, roger maris ul turn in his grave..

g/l....

Mimesis

Lmao. I think it's pretty gay to research posts that people make on THIS site, pick out only the sentences that you need to make a punch, and then take the post out of context. . but now you're following me around on OTHER sites too? Way to take the faggotry up a level. .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Precize rexless career so short he needs ladders to reach his fans.. im the zeus of rap, no wonder all my lines are greek to dan..

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mimesis I'm the Zeus of the league. . here to keep this wack hoe in his place Cause you just keep getting Gaea with every fucking post that you make

The league knows you're a bitch. . and you will get wrecked, cause. .
You take pride in having your BEST punches summed up in my set ups
Shouldn't step up. . it'd be best if you just dropped the pen, queer
Cause I'd take this league down to Cize. .
. .but I'd need a shovel and about ten years
You're fucking hopeless. . not on my level, you're getting sonned but yo
You'll catch so many Hits From The Streets BET'll pay you to run the show
I'll murder you. . guns, knives, bats, nines. . ha, this kids just wack dude
Now it's in the hands of the judges. .
. .which just means you're going to get bitchslapped too
I'll keep hitting your fucking fat ass. . chubby, I sound the sickest. .
So when you brace for impact every damn dentist will go out of business
Who the fuck you think you are?. . just watch son, you're the worst
But you aren't full of shit. . cause you just dropped some in your verse
It's done. . believe it's true, I'm beating you. . just ownin' your ass
I don't plan to Cize up. . cause you won't get one vote in this match
Just look at the mags and stats. . we all know you're just dull and rattled
I'm power ranked 1. .
. .you're just able to power out 1 quotable per battle
This is over. . I can't believe all the bullshit I've heard from this guy
If your Pre-size. . that just means your smaller then words can describe
So fuck it. . but let me close this out, and I don't mean to be rude kid. .
But your claim to fame is having me flip your concept. .
. .10 times fucking better than you did

And no, nothing I posted was feeding off of his verse.

Mimesis won 8-0.

Mimesis vs Met-A-4 (14th May 2006)

Met-A-4

similarities?


and this wordin seems similar..


youz a fake 'n liar and.. you flip to heat boards, 'n i just bring the iron man..
ur concepts are Dublin back so much.. they've become a real city in Ireland
retire man! i'm serious, when i paralyze, choke, gag and bound ya bitch
it's cuz i have to eat my vegetables.. and just can't quite put down ya chick
i'll recite the line, you got no life.. this lazy dyke won't work any harder
Mime is so much of a couch potato, he's an instant mash w/ out the water
your get'n fathered, make'n sure you can't see farther through your site
but that sparkle in your eye, is just the blade in ur face reflectin off the light
here ends your life, 'n your chick ain't nice.. shes an animal in the sack, alright
seriously shes a beast, to say the least, this bitch's barks worse then her bite
you know i'm tight, so hard on my nuts this sluts my slave 'n will never be rich
'n when i refer to ur maiden name, kid.. it's when your cleanin my crib, bitch
leave ur side split, open so wide you'll need a stitch to close it really tight
your family'll be mourning so much, they'll have to have your funeral @ night

this fag'll fail on his knees or bend'n over, if it floats ya boat, then let it sail
i'll understand why your working late, cause ur boss hammers u with his nail
mim's been derailed and you suck, but always being late doesn't seem fair
your so much of a bitch, you need more extensions than black chick's hair
'cat, i stab tracks, but our collabo, you can stuff it up your ass crack
cause i didn't seriously wanna record, i just needed something to laugh at

g/l, pz.

Mimesis

Lmao. . Nice opener dude. .

I beat you with those lines, like. . what? Two weeks ago? Lmao.

Okay. . I may have posted them again, but we still hate this herbs lines
I get props on the same shit twice. .
. .we just get tired of yours half way through the first time. .
Thanks for the props. . my punches'll expose you as being the worst, kid
So read it and weep. . and mimic what voters do after seeing your verses
In our last battle you bitch and moaned. . Haha, believe this guy's corny
You pulled every bitch move in the book. .
. .that makes War and Peace look like a bedtime story
Here's a follow up. . he's back to whining, so I'll swing till his pencil's dead
History does repeat itself. .
. .but you've bitched enough to make the whole school look special ed
Learn how to speak english too. . dude, I've been watching you rap. .
And you're not good; you're well. . basically the exact OPPOSITE of that
You're catching another beat down. . I don't care who you've beat, yo
Cause you'll host enough injuries to sell your body off as a reality tv show
In our last match I posted some dopeness. . now who says he rocks vets?
You posted my lines to set up a punch. .
. .while those punches already set YOU up to get flawlessed
Those lines beat you before and they beat your verse quick, and you're dead
This is the first verse I've posted. .
. .and the second time you've got your ass kicked in this thread
You've elevated. . but the league knows that you won't be rockin' me
Cause if Met's dope as hell. . then it's only true if you remove the apostrophe
I'm just tired of wasting time now. . I'ma be owning this dawg
Just by dropping a Met-A-4. . without writing any type of poem at all

Mimesis won 7-0.

Mimesis vs Chrit (21st May 2006)

Mimesis no-showed. Chrit won and became the new, and 2nd ever, LBL champion.

Chrit vs Nick Fletcher (28th May 2006)

Chrit



dotGod is strong so this wrestling fan is long gone
Gone from flippin concepts to given 'em swantons
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I see no evil here... just a faggot hurtin
^^^But thats the reason I'm raising Kane on ur verses
Reppin' Goldberg? I guess it fits in a way
All hype, a lil skill, but fucking nothing 't say
Its all played, so dont get caught mockin me punk
How you postin 3 lines?...
...and still have flow thats choppy as fuck
Too pussy for an ego, so I'll bash N with a stop sign
N leave this chicken battered 'n put on the menu at Popeyes
Duke's a strong cat, ego's growing, but not knocking ur hustle
Cuz now keepin ya head up... is takin massive amounts of muscle
N, I know ya fragile, ya whole persona is so fake
I'll handle you with gloves... to make sure my hand wont break
Ya skinny fuck, takin Meth, aint nobody fearin you
you've come wack... ^ since he died and you ran outta material
Kid is down n out, you got clout? Bitch keep clownin...
...n rubbernecking while I rap some wire around it
I'm astounded... how much this geek needs fans...
Went from smoking herb... to being the weed, man
Get down on both knees... You winning? Hoe please
Dont hang your head in shame... I want that bitch for a trophy
I'm sound bombin on duke, It's like a musical score
My hooks will make your head nod, then connect with the floor
I'm violent to fags, so when I'm bashin this wack cat
He'll take more kicks to the balls than stoner's hacky sacks
Dont talk ya'self up chump, you've never been banging
So in this fight...
...I'll rope a dope, then just leave the kid hanging
Faggot... keep cryin... but I just pummled this mark
'n left his eyes runnin'... out of fear of the dark
Son, I've got your number, Bout to cause some serious swelling...
...When I box the shit out ya, just like ya previous dwellings
Homo...
ur the type I despise, so when the fists have been thrown
Everyone'll see the holes in you, like we're exposing a zone
Its my throne... so watch this broke clown
take my belt... unzip my jeans, and go to town
Ur goin down, faggots record is unbalanced...
I'm unbeaten...
...you lose to everyone with atleast SOME talent
For example...
You got 3 battles this week... 'n you'll see the facts kid
When the results look that other league that I'm ranked in


Think of your own concepts.

VS

Nick Fletcher

It's no surprise I am dropping first again.


So, you wanted 40 lines... you got it. You wack fucker, just because I've had two other battles requiring 24 and 40 lines... don't mean I can't drop another 40 on you.
So look, I don't really know you... but I'm still gonna fucking destroy you, you fucking FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Check it,
Kill me. . make me a ghost, buster. ‘Coz I mean, ya know.. damn
I’m gonna have to be ^………….^ one of them. .
. .if I hope to destroy the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
I won’t hold back when I give you a fatherly beating here. .
So the only belt you’ll be taking is the one I thrash across ya rear!
I’ve got this locked up. . its easy when I bust a flow. .
Cause ure verse has so many flaws. .
. .it’d make the empire state building look like a bungalow!
Kid’s known to pic battle. . but I’ll keep it to textin’ rough
Cause I ain’t gotta post pics of Chrit to win – his verses are ugly enough.
The win is mine dick. . I’m known to grab cats, stomp ‘n’ hit ‘em
And you come under par so consistently. .
. .you could own practically every golfing competition!
I’m a phenom, like the Undertaker. . and I’m known to bring the hurt
So I’ll kill you, set up the tombstone – then pile-drive ya body into the dirt!
This kid needs telling he’s gettin’ a beating. . ya see his memories thin
So someone just give Chrit a call. .
. .and let him know that’s the condition I’ll be leaving him in.
Ya don’t deserve to be in this league. . so I’ll keep this rippin’ quick foo. .
But I am hopin’ that you go all out. .
. .and fucking take ya wack dissin’ with you!
You’re gettin’ beaten and battered g. . this’ll be an amazing bout to see
Cause I’ll be droppin’ you in such a quick time player. .
. . even Apple will come vote for me.
Look, Chrit’s a big fan of TV. . so fuck this battle then. .
I’ll admit, you was gonna take the W, B – until it merged with UPN.
You got an untouched record. . but I still won’t give you long to live
So you can shout ure win count all you want. .
. . and I’ll show you the golf club I’ll beat you with.
I’m hittin’ you with a frogsplash. . ‘n’ this ain’t even my wrestlin’ match slim
But you can still call me Superfly. . the way I just Snuka move in!
I ain’t statin’ that I’m the best. . I’m just showin’ folk who’s the worse. .
And in the end, you’ll be gettin’ served by NF. .
. .cause that’s just how voters’ll be gradin’ ya verse!
I’m known to bloody up the joint. . so Chrit could be about to get whipped
And this battle’ll could get violent like a Japanese cartoon. .
. .anime just GET HIS ASS KICKED!
Dude ure thick. . and my styles confusing when I rip it. .
So I’ll be leaving you stumped – without even playing cricket.
God-Like… yea right, girls don’t fuck with this head. .
Cause his 2nd coming. . is the fucking longest he’s lasted in bed!
Wanna start beef with me. . well I guess I’ll be the bigger guy. .
And bury the hatchet right now – straight into ure fucking eye.
You’re a fucking homo, faggot. In ure sig’s where the facts are at
I know my proof may appear sketchy. .
. . but dude, YOU EVEN LOOK GAY IN THAT!!
I hate paedophiles. . so I guess I’ll keep the battering thin,
Cause I’d be more than happy to make C sore. .
. . but he’d get too excited about having kids ride him!
Yeh, I beat on the poor folk. . and I know you’re a beggar, hell. .
I’ve socked you so many times. .
. .I’m surprised ya ain’t asked me to shoe and clothe you as well.

Chrit won 3-2.

Chrit vs So Rell (4th June 2006)

So Rell

http://myspace-492.vo.llnwd.net/00752/29/43/752843492_m.jpg

Oh I know where I know you from...

Ya sister's Fine as Fuck, Mom's a Milf, and Granny...Meh, She's Cool.
So exactly when did Butt Fucking Ugly, Cannonball into the Gene Pool?
Broke ass ngga, Chrit pay the Electric Bill, nah he might not.
High Noon, just to get decent exposure, he has to take a Night Shot.
Excess skin droops, I'll slap that shit back, It's whack.
I thought me and my boys were Thugs, All 3 of his Chin's Strapped.
Had your Shine for the moment, but now the time is up.
You got the Cheap bling down to a Tee...
Time to get the Clubbin and put this Diamond in the Rough.
I fuck with Felonies & Law suits...While this Bitch is cleaner.
If that's a Wife Beater, then Domestic Violence is a Misdemeanor.

Say hello to your long lost Brother fat ass!

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/The_Big_Show.jpg

Checkin in's a Big Show, but you might get burned.
Like Father Like Son...Chrit recycles Rhymes. Pops recycles Sperm.
Boy is a full fledge cheater, get caught, hope not.
He's not touchin Ships that's just where he gets his Votes Docked.
I got hands for nggas like you - I give Chin Checks to all mines.
So if that's your Fighting Stance...
I know exactly why you don't have a defined Jaw Line.
If all that didn't diss you enuff maybe I failed to mention.
His face so Ruggid, Lesbian's hold Annual Conventions.
Your like 6'4" 380 Pounds, Fat ass I know you don't like it Jerk.
I'd clown on your Adam's Apple...
But it served it's purpose as an Appetizer and Dessert.

Oh yeah the Belt...

Chrit

for one... I'm 6'1, 275... 12% body fat...


for two....
you are ugly as sin

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/fb08754890.jpg
Congrats on the school man... we know that you passin
Seein 1 white, 1 asian... and affirmitave action
I pull triggas its admitted... my clips are leavin ya whore dead...
And the nigga next to her with the fitted bigger than that zit on her forehead
My style is spot on... while yours is just long gone...
Whats uglier... the slore to the right.. or that homo tie that you got on?
Its puzzlin... I'm thinkin ya little bro is a funny bastard...
Two women in the picture... and he's starin down at ya package
But this faker... is always down for things of that nature...
Holdin ya dogs and balls... not the toys... I meant what happened later...
I got you rattled... ya pic shows whats the matter....
No wonder this jungle nigga tried to run from this battle
^^n thats a set up...
No wonder those smiles arent forced man
They happy after graduation... you'll get sent back to ya homeland
I'm not the type to hold hands, I'd rather chin check this buster
And leave his neck matching his girl's in the jungle
Yep... its stretched like ya rhyme scheme...
Thats why I'm wreckin this weak...
so pencil neck'll have a duel meaning when I'm stabbin this geek
Ya fuckin ugly as sin punk... you need to listen up...
Theres a reason EVERYONE in the picture avoids lookin at ya twisted mug

Chrit won 2-0.

Chrit vs John Hensley (11th June 2006)

Chrit no-showed. John Hensley didn’t vote. Both lost.

Shake-Zula vs N.Tavarez (18th June 2006)

N.Tavarez

http://www.projectrhyme.com/forums/...p?t=9849&page=2
think i dont see you getting your little butt buddy classick to help you get wins in PR
no matter

You think you scaring me? please! take the field spare me ya dreams
Or you Ghana get served a loss worse than the American Team
This geek is ill? no contest in this battle when speaking skill
And still quick to shakeZ's without coffee or sleeping pills
Last week it aint suprise me, you broke free for the win
This fag is always on top.........in a threesome with men
Keep calling chickens, ima do what a pimp do in this game.....
Plus U 'touch fowls' enough to make mark cuban complain
This old bastard'll get ur ass kicked, thats a fact kid
You make the LBL class sick and that was BEFORE
you teamed with that^^ wack bitch
Your only Driven to Crash, I'll help you get there fast
But dem big lips is more effective than your passenger air bags
And fuck that pic tourney,you got wrecked by Pulse its a sin
But ya tag buddy's Mod, he closed the battle and gave you the win
So come diss me, I aint sweating or rattled
...............Cuz its all good PR
Like the only votes you'll get in this battle
And I'm a nice guy shakes, I wont end your shit
So take this belt........No wait, my name aint Mim or Chrit
Flammable spits, rosey your cheeks, you botanical bitch
And shutting Zu' Down like the fucking animals quit

bitch

Shake-Zula

Sorry for the lateness. I've been in and out all day.

^^^
See, I explained there. I've got an excuse for my verse...
U just came here.......and dropped a pathetic excuse for a verse
Well, u succeeded...if dropping weak was the plan...
Because of u, I'll feel cheap when I brag about being the champ
Ya girlfriend's pussy's wet n' thick...I've seen it, bruh...
And she must be scared of it...'coz she begged me to beat it up
But u're a gay fag. That's what everybody's saying...
U're waitng for A man...like u tired of hearing somebody praying
No, seriously, boy...I got respect for u. I won't lie...
U've experienced more...like being the underdog on ya home site
Everybody here's better than u. Damn, it's sick...
Dude...RV left u behind, like u woke up late for the camping trip
The pic tourney's on PR, but this'll decide if I advance...
'Coz if I lose to this retard, I can't show my face on that site again
He knows if I see HIS ugly face, he will be punished...
My computer's up to date.....but it's obvious I still got NT runnin'
And u post wack shit under "Tavarez?" foul shit, dude...
If that's ur last name I'm shocked u'd bring ya family down with u
Ok, I'll stop. The win's already locked, in the books...
And just imagine the kinda shit I'd drop if I thought u were good



2ez

N.Tavarez won 5-4 to become the 3rd ever LBL champion.

N.Tavarez vs Gopha (25th June 2006)

N.Tavarez

I pmed Kemp last night and let him know i'd be dropping this morning
goph you stupid dropping a no show verse when u were late too
drop asap then








Puberty lines? your shit is just wrecked, stink'n to death
Man....Someone shouldve HIT yo ass for thinking thats fresh
Heat rises in ranks.... you're smoking, killing em dead
But a surgeon general implys for you to quit while ur ahead
Another champ match?
U just lost to MBlaze, think you winning it HERE?
and talent wise, thats the worst I've seen the PR league in Years
Fuck a homesite advantage<-- that excuse wont save ya
Cuz who cares^^ GO away.....No really, do us the favor
Try to school me, you'll be leaving in stretchers
I wouldve did my homework on you, But I aint wanna repeat the semester
They loving the quotes, in this battle see this scrub is a joke
...............GOP couldnt even get Republican votes
Check the predictions, fuck ya drop bitch, I'll probably splitcha
You losings more of a sure shot than oceanography pictures
Bitch

Gopha

Posted late.

N.Tavarez won due to Gopha posting a no-show verse late.

N.Tavarez vs Butler vs Phryme (2nd July 2006)

Butler





wtf

i hope u dont plan on droppin gayass w/play. honestly, i hate u son
World Cup?.. yea, to protect the international dicks u like to get facials from
Kemp, the fuck is ya deal? this is how u repay my niceness of rhymes?
...i didnt flawless 5 nggas just to battle MC spic an a bboy dickryder of mine,
^ha.. but Kemp told me he'd stab me, an leav me drownin' wit a cut throat..
if i brought up how he let me no-show last week so yall wuldnt be champ.. uh-oh
it took me a while to understand this site. i just knew my hooks would git em'
an im just now realizin' P bars r like sigs here wit the amount a' bullshit in em'
phryme pleez. 4-0? get ate so quick u won't even type ya raps
sure, ur on a roll...... literally, aftr i digest. hit the john. n wipe my ass
^this kid has the science world baffled. all the nerds and the geeks aint settled
till biologists discovered they had to include 'wack&shitty' as a new Ph level
Phryme's gassed cuz he's on top of a corny league that sucks...
yea, the top WOULD be cool....
that is, if ya girl would stop usin her teeth so much
^nah.. U dont even got a girl. ask around. the kid is obnoxious
Farve been up for weeks, puzzled, at how long ur Lifestyles can sit in the pocket
oh, & Tavarez?.. the clone? the nobody from Rapmusic?.. forget it holmes
shit, b4 you even hit phryme, it b nice if 1 day you hit ur own........
Im workn wit the FBI on this one. Cuz the lines this asshole flaunts r a hoax
we're told his crib was buggd. so ima sweep it 1st, then move on to the votes
an then move on to ya boyfriend. an how his parents aint raise him for shit
T... i suggest ya dick puts ya man on timeout for givin it wayyyyy too much lip,
^when im finishd ya mans gonna be pissed. no more buttfuckin that ass at night
cuz from now on
..'Rez erect, means findn his body parts, some glue, n bringn em' back to life
its fuckdup.. cuz Tavarez just got here. wit his fam, an all of his kids.
but judgn by his verses, im assumin' back at the border his skills got stuck on the fence
an dont think i feel suburban Phryme more.. its the same hate,
ill knock that white light mc so high nggs'll think their seein fireworks 2 days late
corny ass wordplay. for real. the shit is misery
here, ima do like a Tavarez verse - this upcoming fall its 30Gs for u tuition u ill as me,

N.Tavarez

Its funny he say he hate MY style and he spitting that dirt
His idea of wordplay is mispelling half the shit in his verse
Neck in a noose duke you banging with me, this man is a g?
Like rotten apples, he aint even good enough to hang from a tree
Please, picture me giving up the belt to this lame geek
thats like Butler posting first.....and voting the same week
Talking shit when he shows? fuck it this faggot should win
And champ the same league you called phyme gay for doing good in
(dumbass)
But I was hoping P would drop 1st, so I stop and laugh at it
If this is you in ya phyme...I'd hate to see what happens if you half ass it
Why blast fools? a shank is just as easy to past thru
When I can Stake Phrys in the chest like Im addicted to fast food
If you ask me, B's a cocky fag and phryme is asscheeks...
So It wont be hard to drop nothings.....I'll just mimic both ya verses from last week
^^^I hate ya structure's fucking stretched, my eyes damn they burn
Shit is longer than the credits from Superman Returns
Butler YA PIC IS OLD BITCH, put it away the shit is played
Plus why the fuck I want to battle the Nigerian Blade?
...........Look, It's home cooking and a bitch'll get ate
Its ok that Phryme Rib, but when Im done he'll be the dish on my plate
You should duck son, my hooks quick to leave cats woozy
And you wont Save Face like the drugs HE did in that movie
Im plotting to getcha, and leaving squashed when I hit ya
So when I drop a Caron Butler....he wont play for the Washington Wizards
Im a spic??!!!??
Environmentalist about to be pissed, annoyed and still
Im'a throw butler in the ocean, til his black ass resembles an Oil spill
mother fucker

Phryme

No-showed.

Butler won 4-1 to become the 4th ever LBL champion.

Butler vs Roger Glocks (9th July 2006)

Butler

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/22/roger.jpg

its Either,

a 13 yr old douche actin tuff. doin his thug pose,
Or... a pregnant 45 yr old jewish mom rockin her sons clothes.
Take ya pic. it doesn't matter. cuzzz after i bruise this cat
he'll b so round n black. nggasll thro him on the 1s & 2s, to scratch.
skinny arms mixd wit that babyfat. Roger thinkn he's all official
Callin' himself Glocks. when he more like a toddlers multi-colored water pistol
torah spitter. The synogouge rebel. the jewish fly nerd.
refuses Curls @ the gym
..n told his pops he's too gutta for the ones ovr his side burns,
but moms was cool. she was cookin'. then stoppd for a second
so rogr culd put the matzah balls in his cheeks, n sho the fam his godfather impression
wit the gay green trim.. i figured Old NAvy fall Line for fags..
nah, Egon an Peter Venkman informed me R was gettin sleeve deep in slimers ass
facemelt. wheres ya skin pigment?. it indicates head on,
of a largr white population in the India train bombings then the news let on
ya like a lumpy slab a whiteout. no chin. no lips. shits 'rill tragic
son. that blob of a so-called face has less features on it than illmatic...
bitch, how old are you? U can forget this battle. start packin it up.
i told this ngga to act his age... he pickdup his things, n hoppd right back in my nut
but dont blame me.. its not my fault hes here. hes a product of the movies
U can thank that 1 drunken night b/w Roesanne, & Chunk from the goonies.
an, doods a mascot. so the fuzzy pic? i aint even worried 'bout
wats REALLY blurry is, when did Michelin decide to attract a more urban crowd??
you wanna bootleg movie? no doubt. I pretty much hav em' all
i DID hav The Lady In The Water...
...til this fat ngga came thru an did a cannonball
all jokes aside. forget the fat comments, an all the mean hate..
its a camera phone pic of his "shit. i gotta battle butler this week" face.
but i saw his chinky eyes... and his motions. so i pulled his jaw down
n dropkickd it before this gangsta samurai culd finish pullin his sword out,
then stepped back. wound up. n was bout to pimpslap the wide hoe
..till i realized he had downsyndrome. no left arm. an thought i was five-o
nah. voters.. our 2 pictures are start-to-finish. the whole spectrums on it,
...from the murder scene, to the lake, to me sittin down as i reflected on it,

Roger Glocks

i weigh 140 and im not jewish.lol thats a comeback to ur verse

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/22/hatersnolike.jpg

listen Tyson Beckford
I see the crop circles in the back n if your not seein this
im wondering if your the alien in Signs that got bashed by Joaquin Phoenix
^dammm son, you look like a rapper n I really cant say
Is this the picture taken of Canibus when he heard the track from LL Cool J?
pump ya with bullets n im not comming here raw but instead
Im thinking about giving him a serious role.. to match his forehead
intense face. he's ina big poker tournament n he might go all in
you should really think about folding.....that shirt and never wearing it again
B went with a White Tee instead of the soccer shirt he struts
he stopped being Zidanne. I guess that never got you Head But
I see you got muscles...im puzzled n im scratching my head
well
how come you never lift?.....a book to learn how to type and spell
you act like your face to much. your excuse? i got no time
Butler likes hanging out like his lip n being lazy like his Eye
Your from New Orleans. Mardi Gras was cool until you were discovered
people were flashing.....a pic of you cuz they spotted a Alien in public
I liked your earings. but dumbo? tell me what happen queer.
Did Paul on Boston Celtics run full speed to Pierce those ears
your on a farm n ur pretty poor. he's not rich at all, so its cool
EVERYBODY!! it's not Butlers fault if he sticks his nose up to you
I know your upset and I see the shadow above you fag
advice. take a picuutre before you come out the closet to your dad
rep mic, Butler holla's at those transexuals but he wont fret nights
theres a good women behind every man that explains his sex life
his Barber was drunk, he was like a quarterback in a schoolyard game
Butler asked for a ''Fade''... he's like ''run to the barrel. do 35 crosses and stay''
go to sleep homie cuz you gotta read in front the class n dont lie
is your cheek's doing a project about your face? n today its covering ur eyes
Cocksucker. my blows will have u seein birds and this kids dead
I told you to Kiss the Game Goodbye. he's like 'nah ill give him head'
this dudes a bitch. im reckless kid n I reckon your shit missed
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/614/butler8lh7ht.jpg
^^cuz Butler went to Greece n used it on his face for the second pic

Butler won 4-2.

Butler vs Shake-Zula (16th July 2006)

Shake-Zula

22


Hey..
After u see this, and the reaction u'll get from the voters....
Nvm ya pixelated pic, u'll still end up with a chip on ya shoulder
Maybe if I pass on some wisdom, the beef'll settle...
Want advice? "stay in school", u're still at a 3rd grade reading level
I'm suprised u can keep friends. U're a worthless joke...
Ya only boy calls u his wingman, coz u fly away when girls approach
And when it's late, normal people tend to snooze...
So they hit the sack...while u're on ya knees with a sack hittin' u
Plus ya fam's barely got any posessions at all...
The grinch only needed a free pocket to steal christmas from ya'll
U always throwin parties...got kegs and streamers...
Ya floor SHOULD be a mess.....but thank god for streetsweepers
I ain't fakin' son. I'll start unloadin' this shotgun...
And leave one in ya atrium, like when u performed in the commons
U had Glocks strugglin'...he was set to clown himself...
Confused......after hours of seeing his own reflection on ya scalp
Ya verse was a joke. Yeah, It wasn't that good, b...
But I see why u got more votes, u posted a pic of a shaved pussy
Fuck a "mean mug"...that ugly shit, is too brutal...
Ya coworkers protestin...tryn'a get another wall added to ya cubicle
U're kiddin'...It's gonna take a lot more to phase me...
Punches remind me of Peter Griffin...they ain't been workin' lately


...yep

Butler

okay.
i was GONNA cop a bently... but aftr that verse? im callin' it quits.
clearly, suicides more suited for Shake then the style of doors on my whip..
^Zula.. for real. hop off a roof or somethin.. no, im not teasin ya
i usually want the truth, but i think if u went off alleged make things easier
im not hatin'... i feel this dood. believe it bro,
bein a douchebag-projectrhyme-clone aint a crime. so shake, ya free to go
u can't blame me for losin. im 2 days late. you really can't pull it now,
ngga... i gave you till saturday to edit the corny punchlines n all the bullshit out
an dont mistake the blurry photo an the run i had wit this guys sis,
wasnt the fuzz in my pic that cuffd her,beat that pussy up n got assdeep wit my knightstick
then i broke up wit his moms. cuz the fat hoe was a blimp an a target
Grocery store collapsed - soon as she went on the market.
recyclin' ya bboys trash. c'mon kid, the drops r just harmless.
yea, Shake IS God's .gif to earth,
......in the form of a snapshot of his garbage.
battlin' the champ wit generic lines.. how he tryna hate the boss??
when i culd barely clear my pocket size etch-a-sketch with a shake this soft,
fuck u and ya boyfriend.. givin rimjobs. nah theres no drugs, or keys they hav..
his mans just not allowed to wear thongs cuz thats where Shake keeps his 'stache
an licks the ass. they luv the cock. his dood even named his dick for this punk,
But Shake can never remeber it... this ngga always got it on the tip of his tounge.

Butler won 5-1.

Butler vs Mercules (23rd July 2006)

Butler




lmao.
eat.a.dick,

^that goes for U.. Ya whole rhyme 'n' shit
fuck teabag, the sack im bout to put on ya foreheadll bring LT outta retirement
i told Shake to hop off a roof.. did i push the envelope? just a bit,
but i will this week too, right after i fedex Mercelus to the edge of a cliff..
in the champ match wit 5 wins? damn nig.. thats pretty awesome dude
ya records almost as shocking as the idea of 5 heads that'v actually lost u,
when it comes to slugs im usually known to pull-out alot slut
n i was bout to pull-out,
...then remembrd last time i did; & 9 mnths later U poppdup
nah. Merc lets go out and hit the bar. throw some shit back,
an order me 2 rounds of ya moms flaps.. Ima double fist that
^actually scratch that.. her smelly pussy been on some new tip,
cuz the way she treat it remind me of a Merc punchline - wont doucheit
with ya gayass 03 wordplay. here, ill tutor u on ya own easy text
butler suplex put M in the ER just so we could C U LES,
popcorn thug. if you haven't realized by now.. ya shit to me,
son.. check the mag, I got more fuckin #1 punchlines than u got victories
halfcee. your a shit rapper from projectrhyme. but no, its not ya verses dude,
im more concerned with whether u'v elevated since the last 2 times i murderd U
^asshole get it right,. iv got duke shook evry time im brawlin' wit em'
im USE to gettin a rise outta Merck. no, really.....rank-wise, aftr flawlessin him.
i even tried lookin for ya ill shit.. but the appeal of this cats gone,
findin' dope Mercelus lines is like rollin' a L wit the ceilen' fan on...
ur a pussy. it must b that time of the month. this guys faggg
id say Mercs known to flood the block - but its more like a thin, cotton, white pad.
voters thought U'd leave after this. & this clown knows it
but they STILL gotta see em'
..........i be chewin wit my mouf open,
the fact that U fired dont matter, this forearm still gonna slam in ya teeth
u gon need waayyy more then unemployment to help u get back on ya feet,
but i luv horrors. i thought M knight Shaymalan's typically had a nice feel,
come to find out the typical M night invovles his man, couple dildos.. n high heels
they role play. tonight its an infiltration mission.. cant ya'll fuckin see?
guns drawn, merc moves 1st as he tells his mans sperm.. "cover me"
i hopped in my whip aftr some brews. got pulledovr for like the 8th time
sobriety test provd it aint just Merc verses wher i'll stumble on 1 straight line

Mercules


The way you acted in the PRBA... you get no respect bitch
3 minutes OnLine.. that my average reading ya streched shit
When i modded that league.. you act like i offended you
n you deserved Special Treatment.. so thats the ward I'm gonna send ya too
Even resorted to CHEATING! ...thinkin we'd never check
You flossed your votes with Fake Links! ..just like you do ya pencil neck
Never vote.. n still hating on me for putting you in check
well Kemp MUST be letting you slide... cause you haven't bitched and left
Mercules.. believe I go to War when I throw strikes..
..So when I hit 'Ler.. he gunna wish HE took his own life
I'm the type to hold mics.. while Servants prefer the back-drop
Butlers do what they're told.... this week I ORDERED a wack drop!!
Brokeback released on DVD .. n you excited cocksucker
so ya verse had more Gay Lines.. then last week at Blockbuster
I'm Pissed now!!!. ..best believe ya champ run is through
n judging by ya soaking pantleg... ya Pissed now too
I'm from the Capital of the world son! you know how it goes
i bring the Bullets n you'll be Washington's of blood from ya clothes
LBL.. you're just reminicing.. ya herb, its so true
every week's a fresh nameplay.. n 30 punches from '02
plus just stop stretchin lines man!... ya need to let up
we gotta scroll horizontally... to read ya set-ups!
Merc keep it short n sweet.. why clog lines up with nonsense?
Yours start with a set-up.. backround, and table of contents!
boy I'm hitting this bowl then goin straight for ya jaw piece
n your wounds wont Cure... 'till the buds do from these raw seeds
my crew'll run in ya spot with the toys cocked
n if the doors locked, we Kikkoman, like the soy sauce
its ridiculous .. how you fronted Street n now you're caught
dont blame me for laying ya down... its YOUR black Asphalt
Baby. You bitch n moan... but NO woman would thinks thats fly
Shiiit.. you couldnt get Lai'd.. doin the limbo in Hawaii
You're a disgrace with ya streched Verse.. i feel bad for the readers
sure, last week you beat the Shake.. this week's full blown seizure

ma'fuckah.

Butler won 6-3.

Butler vs Sonny Dimebags (30th July 2006)

Butler

its 11 am

an i see that im all set.. we gettin it on black
coz 4 breakfast this sonny d'll go nicely wit my shortstack,
Sonny who? peuberty still hasnt come ur way. ya just the next herb,
& ya voice may still b crackin, but this week it'll be ya necks turn
Nobodies like U wont last a second. shorty, i'll pound ya lid
this yellow belly same color as the tape gon' be around his crib..
Butler knows evrything - droppn 20 an not a line of it miss
Sonny knows squat - cuz for 16 yrs he been doin it evry time that he pissd
his votes'll see the crime. so theyll b on stand, repeating the business.
my votes'll do the questioning but hear an objection for leading the witness.
dbag. ill Murder ya noob ass, until ya head is gone.
i got bomb lyrics,
...isreal manufactured & is currently deployin on Lebanon
oh, U push weight? well those pounds aren't wat they questiond queer
its the 1 voters saw u giv me aftr hate-votin Tavarez in order to get U here,
cuz for for my record. i needed no effort to win on this site,
but for my record, u'll need God, a month, 7 days & a win in the cyph
i work kiddo. theres no time for drinkin. im kinda pissed.
cant let-loose; till my serve tips the net in tennis playin ya girls vagina lips
yep, ^dood gets bitches. his game is sick yall.
MAD chicks'll blow Di
...for luck, b4 i thro his no-name ass against a brick wall
coz im quick. stoppin on a Dime is just a habit for me,
even wen flippin thru registered users, keyword: unknown, faggot, textcee
boy, U gettn put to sleep early. so prepare the quilts
me an Sonny USE to see eye to eye
...but i guess he forgot to bring his pair of stiltz,
see, U been wack for a minute. need help gettn passd the bogus shit
here, ima nip ya skills in the bud. break it up, an roll a spliff..
homeboy. ^look at the verse. i can already tell wat ull get dood
"bitch, u KNO ya wack when butler don't have to stretch his lines against U"
.
.
.
next,

Sonny Dimebags

Lets go doggg,

Sonny D. wake you up early and I dont mean wit cereal
Butler forever wanna pic battle, Cuz his 40 year old ass runnin out material
I aint going to be leaving no fresh prints when I kill this queer, is it me?
or is this butler older then the one on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Kicks and blows to his head derail his train of thought,and maybe
make him forget his boo tellin him bout the brains D. got
Your married, bet the sex drive is dead wit ya wife
Ill scoop her up, and have that bitch cummin back to life
Respect you got is probably owed, this cat lyrical gold,But,
you on the first load, Cuz its in wit the new and out with da old
Catch this cat on my street its instant assualt,But, it aint ya fault
That S.D. had to end ya winnig streak like the Chargers did Colts
Make an energy drink out ur blender, ya punches r to tender
But, he can beat bags.....if he was a fighter on Contender
Long ass verse by this faggot I cant deny it, he wanna try it
well all those lines r gonna have Butler die like Len Bias
Sonny a hustler the game is wat im ready to juss slaughter
even have Butler pushing bricks...tied to his ankles underwater
Went over this dudes BBQ claimin to be the king shit,
Butler heated up and grilled me..burgers and some wing tips
Ima crazy dude for the cheddar man,hustle any weather man,
find u late night and gap up ur teeth like david letterman
Gave it my best only time will tell, I showed him hell
They call me peer pressure, gave Butler his first L
Yo I do smoke alot of tree but on the real G,
I fucked ur mom, cuz all moms love Sonny D.

Butler won 5-0.

Butler vs SlicKnife (6th August 2006)

Butler



roflz
No.. 30s not cool

u NEED to worry bout formin a concept. you fuckin herb
^cozzzz
my setup was 10x harder then that entire punch of urs.
they say i gotta screw-loose - cuz im crazy wit new rhymes.
they say u gotta screw-loose - cuz ya girl been 'round the block a few times
SLick, ya 3 line approach is too long. it goes for dumb miles
reminds me of my stretchd punchlines; minus the impact, wit, wording & punchlines
ur a newbie. so, save the thug lines & how u'll shoot me.
tiny nig, u makin' that Dimebag from lastweek look like a QP
look, ima take it easy on U. cuz ya spits matter.
i'd still slap ya verse, but im rockn burberry.. & shit splatters
see, i ran into ya chick - slid the nut up in her tubes yungin
had his girl SO late, Rush lingo felt obligated to do somethin..
then i found out he's bi.. bentover takin it from a damn dood
Slick back aint a hairstyle, its wher he's preppin for his mans splooge
Ya fluffy kid. soft as hell. Fluffy bitch
wen i calld u a down dude
...i meant like feathers in the comfortr ya moms n i cuddle with
coz EVen she aint feelin' him. but his pops is hatin him worse
Slick the only person to put a frown on the face of the earth
theres a creed; drop iLL till every voter say ya so fly
theres another Creed; i used 4 inspiration, ..as I KO'd Sli




neeexxxtttttt

SlicKnife


^^^ face it bitch, its obvious that whole post was of shit...
yeh you got your shit up early...but sent us all back to sleep because of it!
just admit that, but this week we must all have got a bit glad...
I never knew a verse could fall in love...
.................................till I saw the amount of weak spots your shit had
your overrated man, n your bars are like times we fight through...
so we say phew after your verses & wish thats how many lines youd write too
simple man, n I wont prejudge – that aint what my plan was...
but on the face of it your shit...is ugly as FUCK and needs a damn wash
no joke, so know that my punches will amount to hell, ugly...
n youll be in such a state...the Palestinians will count themselves lucky
fucking cunt, typing raps I expect you fighting back...
‘cause your shits a wonder...
......the way it keeps me guessing how someone can write that whack!!!

like this stretched piece of a motherfucker:


but...I wont doubt the fact you worked hard becoming a star...
I know youve gone to great lengths...all I had to do was read one of your bars!
fucking homo, I can see your upset knowing I will win, shit
but your not at your wits end...when you never really had any to begin with
I aint being harsh, I just hope you never live amongst me...
n Im not even close to a bitch...you live in a completely different country
seen your crooked pic & well, I wont diss it you fucking prick...
so just count yourself lucky...actually...dont...you fucking UGLY bitch!!!

Butler won 8-0.

Butler vs Shake-Zula (13th August 2006)

Butler

Shake-zula?
.
.
1st, i heard Ya rhymes. 2nd, i heard ya lectures
3rd, with my index over my mouth, saw ya name, n said the 1st 2 letters
Zula's utter trash. I had to way till friday just so he might show.
then empty my bank account in ordr to buy Shake enuff time to write dope,
cozzzzz.. i came here lookin for competition. an u can't speak gawd.
if i knew id be battlin' over-rated clones, I'da just stayed @ PR..
so, I gotta dash - to find some iller heads that i can rip to poultry
Shake gotta dash - surrounded by 2 letters representing his difficulty
YA still a net-zero Shake. 11 wins means shit wen i beast it all down
Put ya run on pause.............. 4 legs & leash in the dog house.
while U waxin ya tranny girflriend.. is she a G? yup..
.......wit a sack so low, its almost time for her re-up.
Ya simpl metaphors r too plain. ya homo Similies ill mangl an rip
son, only thing Id say symbolic about u... is, Shake is a #!@%$
i went to see wat movies were playin. saw the titles at the spot fucker
n all i came up with was wat 'must happen' to UR style & John Tucker
hoppd on the football field. hiked Shakes rhymebook aftr i drewup the play
no one was open, so i stepped outside the tackles.. an threw it away
nah it aint tranny. but his girls huge. meteoroligists luv this fuckn guy
they can now measure storm distance based solely off her thunder thighs
No. For real. she big as fuck.. im not just tryna offend ya
Shake's girl mooned a crowd - an offset the earths tide agenda.
this is just last weeks sequal. i mimmick the whole business.
coz Shake got Slick wording,
i broght the Nife & champ match asswhoopin to go with it
id stomp ya face thru the concrete. n pop ya bean for instance
wit the Tool on my hip - but that wuld put Shake an my dick in reachin distance
I switch ya whole rep nigga. watch it get caught up an hurt..
went from the "iLL" projectrhyme kid, to just my warm-up for Merc..
Ya recyclin' dont bother me.. its win-win against this gay fool.
cuz im also simultaneously smashin his best PRBA shit too...
an dont worry. i wont finish all the weed. so its not a problem.
see, i WILL leave Shake in a bag - except it'll b fully zipped from top to bottom

Shake-Zula

How bout some originalty?




Looks like we both came with shovels in our clutches...
I used mine to dig ya grave, u used urs to come up with some punches
Meant to drop last night. I apologize, u've been patient...
I started reading ur verse, next thing I know, I'm woke up and it's 10am
Kid, I'd never imitate ya shit. I don't even respect u...
If I was doin that, half these lines would've been written before I met u
But u ain't recycling...I can see it well...
U're actually stuttering...
...u just so slow, it takes u a few weeks to repeat urself
U saw the match-up and got nervous. I ain't exaggeratin'...
Ya colon must'a been havin' a fire drill, the way ya bowels evacuated
32 lines? I guess u're tryn'a make this shit "classic"...
Hopin' that I'm consistent...at getting screwed in champ matches
I assume u rushed. Coz that's some awful shit, dork...
It's a soft key that's got me ready to use a soft key, Alt and F4
If u think I'm gonna let u win, don't hold ya breath...
U are leavin' ur mark here...coz u planned to kill me, with no success
I get sick when I think about how long u've held the shit...
Only way I ain't snatchin the title, is if it's an expert in self-defense
See, if u could avoid punches, that might be a problem...
But u ain't light on ya feet...
...u just wearin' those shoes with the lights on the bottom
U know u're less than me, i'll spell it out for u plain, brotha...
See, I ain't tryn'a do html codes when I type Butler<shake>Butler
Ya shit's horrible, dude. Just another stretched verse...
U THINK people are following u...but that's just ur Verizon network
Plus the ladies don't even want ya penis...
And u couldn't be gobblin' up the pussy if u were Norm Osborne's fetus
If u say I'm wack, u're either lyin' thru ur filfthy teeth...
Or somebody's been hacking ur account...
...and voting for me EVERY week
U overrated. So calm down, I could take u anyday...
Only way u'll bring moore to the table is if Demi agrees to a pity date
I don't think anybody's gonna acknowledge ya weak shit...
U should'a typed "Kill President" in ya verse...
...so at least the feds would bother to read it





...

Butler won 3-1.

Butler vs Mercules (20th August 2006)

Butler





okay,

get dumpd in the lake for bitin my damn concepts.. the dead MC,
Merc likes Scales? good, cuz he gon' need a cuple sets on his neck to breathe
Im glad U feelin' my shit. & i guess kissin girls hasn't been hard guy,
clearly, uv had MORE then enuff practice swappin spit wit my archives.
..I take back evrything bad i said. this leagues the phattest dood
see, i not only got dickryders... i apparently get to battle em' too
& my rosco gotta degree in psychology... so it steppd in the thread,
called it his office, laid U on ya back n proceeded to get in ya head.
unoriginal dudes like him? get shook quick when they brawl wit the beast
but Mercs amp'd.. mobile, is up on the wall of every gay stall in the east
Merc. I hope u didnt expect me to halfass. & not pound on u ngga
yea i WILL wing it - ya rank that is, n watch it fly south for the winter
ur an old head.. wit old concepts.. wish i culd see ya hardest b.
i'd push back the hands of time - but this week ya wigs #1 priority......
ass fuckin.. butttt bangin. his boyfriend booty poundin this prick.
his mans gettn more strict on Mercs cock wit the crack down on his dick
..i thought sperm banks held alot. but this cum characters up.
iverson crossover look legal as hell the way ya throat carry so much
^an it doesnt stop there. the officials even wanna leave to diss u
they went on strike soon as you claimed ya flow was clean as a whistle
snaps dont stop. Even ya hubby been callin' ya dick pint size.
turns out theres a thin line b/w luv, hate, ya left, & right thigh...
ask the writers of southpark.. they tried warnin' U that ya spit was shaky..
now, Mercs shit scripts been charged for plagerism on account of Mr. Hanky
^see, My jokes hit the top.. & they'll break shortys neck
but as soon as THIS joke hit the top - the LBLs #1 supporter left
U do nothing for this league. but dissin me like ya raw duke?
sorry, 8-1 doesnt mean shit when i was the person u lost too
Honestly. I may use alotta words. an yea, its hot too
my bars ARE stretchd, but so is the idea of me beatin Shake, an NOT you
but the bitin' works. he shuld keep it up. Otherwise, he'll never get live.
cuz poorly re-wordin my 04 shits a biggr insult then a Merc punch'll EVER provide

Mercules

yeah yeah herb ...you're talk is cheaper than Ramen
I reword ya shit from 04??? ..then we got something in common
heh, you didnt invent this wordplay shit.. so kill those fake bars
you just stretched it out enuff that it could go n hit the weights hard
what kinda "fire" you bring this match son? ...not alot
so put a sock in it.. soaked with booze, comin out a bottle top
i hate the same over-used shit.. thats all B got
Golf lines are played.. but its the only Fairway for me to drop
you motherfucker.. winning your battles on mosty gay lines
Butler so flaming ...bro, we can't see you in daytime lolz
^i never do this! ...or mom disses.. ya ignorant kid
I damage opponents.. so how you think I'm flipping YOUR shit?
you aint hardcore! Peace Corps is what ya seeking
you In voluntary movements? ..well you'll have them after this beating
Dont you know i break bones for postin wack flows dummy?
now Butler in 4 casts.. clear skys and part sunny 16
You cant get shit from me, except a L and a cracked jaw
while Cutting you.. the look in ya eyes is what a Hack Saw
Punk.. i'm on some slasher flick shit... what'd you expect
put The Ring around your eye.. and the sequel 'round ya neck
I'm better than you! dont say i aint Evolved.. thats hate kid
but either way you're finshed.. these punches are still Ape shit
fuck ya 30 line battles! cmon champ, you're faking moves
so i'm ending ya Streak.. like game security do naked dudes
Looking for the fast way out? ...well peep the mental
take this short-cut on ya face.. to the hole in ya temple
i'm brutal.. i'll wreck you.. no one will look for you kid
see ya chick begged me "Spare him" ..so i cooked her you're ribs
you're terrified of losing.. so the pressure keeps you writing
yeah dude ya underweight... like the division you fight in
n you look Blue in the face.. not getting ass at all
so it seem like your complexion... is matching ya balls

muhfucka

Mercules won 5-2 to become the 5th ever LBL champion.

Mercules vs Brock Sampson (27th August 2006)

Mercules

just 10

Aint it beatiful? ..how my verses are getting merit
while you stay like pharmicueticals ..always come in generic
so merc rip ya chest up.. when the slug fly its murder
watch it embed right in front you.. like how me and your girl were
I could beat you down with 1 arm tied behind my back dude
but nevermind.. on secondhand...
I'll smack you up with that too ^
trying to Undertake the task of beating these ryhmes Brock?
Well i'll undertake you.. carrying out a pine box
you're trash kid.. Merc remain the champ, smashing ya shit
Put an arrow through your shirt.. consider it a fashion tip

Brock Sampson

Congrats on winnin the belt! ThanX to me & a few others
yeah I voted for u, ONLY cuz u seem easier to beat than Butler
think u murderin me!? man look whats beginin to build
the lice in ur hair......is the only thing us should be itchin to kill
Merc aint real, I'll put em against walls with thunderous smacks
so bad cats think ur a poster, way u stay under attack
he treats bitches like livestock, its the only way he knows how
cuz his only STABLE relationship was with horses & cows
send this hoe to chiropractors, ya better off to bury yaself
or punches'll have ya spine stickin out, like books on library shelves

Brock Sampson won 7-0 to become the 6th ever LBL champion.

Brock Sampson vs L.I. (3rd September 2006)

Brock Sampson

yoooooooo....ain't got time for this but,

my guns is like hair treatment & it's important you know
I'll put so many cross-hairs on u, it'll look like u sportin a fro
plus puttin ya hoe in positions, given her a taste..no frontin
way we try angles, u thought we were takin the shape when fuckin
this kids nothin,..u can't visualize how u'll be done is some minutes
cuz I put my knuckles thru Elzhi like I had beef with Slum Village
so many roaches & insects in ya crib, it's hard to live no doubt
shit, Yoko Ono couldn't break up The Beatles that live in ya house
ur worse than a lie, the worst cat to text since the ones I beat so no doubt Im stoppin this guy
^yeah I streatched that, so medics'll have a place to rest u b4 hospitalized
u need to harvest some lines, but off the top ur a born hoe
but ur hairline keeps re-seeding, in hopes it can grow a corn row
Chicks talk to L.I. but they soon leave to get medicine
cuz they think ur a fungi, just somethin they don't wanna risk catchin
dissin u is like breakin dishes, so get ready for this pests fate
cuz not only will I smash ya glass jaw, I'll be crackin ya chest plate
L.I.? before I came to this league, I neva heard of the man
but like Merc, it's nothin to kill U2, like a plot to murda the band
no doubt I'll get the Dub, cuz u came with simple stuff fag
& have u bangin ya head over this L, like the smilie in the mental funk ad
The Quiet Storm huh?? We already know they some shady stealers
cuz most of his boys are has benz like Mercedes dealers

L.I.

22? Alright kid..



dude. he aint playin and that puts bro at a disadvantage
ill have sonned Brock so bad. . that kids wish was granted
your a fan kid. rap aint your thing so this nerd best stop it
n i understand you get B'S in school cause you continually drop it
get rocked kid. this prep will get beat for a while
i'll pop your collar out its socket until polo's go out of style
im ahead by miles. Merc outshined ya, ur just a back up
so i'll cater you a loss to show that Butler would be a better matchup
bitch is ass. you always lose to better guys
& next week will remind you of july 1st.....record-wise
bitch you remind me of forums the way you try dissin me
thatll make your shot at LBL Hall of Fame the co-topic. . History
im glistening. im smokin this herb while smokin herb stree-free
cause i've got a dime bag in my pocket. .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .and ill be matched with one next week
son your bringing the ass. ur rep is nothing this site will bare
n Kemp removed top 10 battles. . once you made it there
u dont have a shot to champ again. ur gonna be beaten
Brock's scratchin CD's just for a logical chance at repeatin
bitch im giving u the upper hand. ill drop 20 and leave this readin
so make this a handicap match cause that fits u after this beating

meh.

Brock Sampson won 7-0.

Brock Sampson vs Sonny Dimebags (10th September 2006)

Brock Sampson

Yo...

yous a hoe! don't think to diss me with those invalid flows
cuz the only thing u should be addressin .. comes in salad bowls
fuckin with this gets ya frame twisted, so stop & resign
cuz u'd think ya spine was freestylin the way it slipped out align
basketball gun brawlers, the shotty decides this bums fate
when its pulled out, it'll make u jump like u fell for the pump fake
a mistake? u aint worthy, so don't front like u been great
fucka! u couldn't ink nothin dope graduating from Penn State
the Knicks? wrong sport, focus on football cuz ya rhymes suck
especially Tennesse, cuz maybe they'll help ya Titan ya lines up
ya grills got some vacancies, that won't go to waste in this case
cuz my punches were homeless, till they got placed in ya face
not gonna flip ya name with orange juice becuz bunches were made
so really, I don't need to tell u that Sonny D. punches are played
u say & brag about bein with bitches, tried to prove u were straight
but the only cherry that came on top, was brought on ya dessert tray
cant get laid? so his dick takes a beatin cuz of the bad experience
Its like a Vin Diesal movie the way he masterbates Fast & Furious
I don't even have the time & u still cant fuck with my worst rhyme
shit, if I wanted to quit while I was ahead, I wouldn't of wrote past the 1st line

their ya go......

Sonny Dimebags

ightt lets doooo diss

Yo,Brock can't handle the top,he scared of the height
So im'a take his title for myself,like he didnt copyright
Dont care hes undefeated,Still show him little respect
Ok hes like Lupe Fiasco, after we rap, hes hittin the deck
I got a million reasons why Brock as the champ is dumb
Kid is Mario Williams,he didnt deserve to be number one
Somebody please tell me how this guy is the fuckin champ
last time he spit intense, he got kicked out his summer camp
Sonny losin juss forget it, Sams verse needs some help and edit
so stay in school, cuz passin a class only time you get some credit
Brock probably the playa who gets crunk wit a lil liquor in his livers
You think ur money ill bring you to the banks.....down by the rivers
Sonny will stroll by , and then see B and straight up crush the guy
or maybe ill put some butterflies in his belly, like his crush walked by
And you'll find one day, that i'm fuckin ur girl so you need to stop snorin
cuz ur hated like Monday, and your bitch is easier then a Sunday mornin
I seen Brock one day all gased up, he was talkin on his celly
the dude had 2000 beans.....and they were sittin in his belly
Sampsons reign of terror is over, thats what my skill do
if sigs cause cancer,then fuckin with dimebags will kill you

Brock Sampson won 4-0.

Brock Sampson vs DaTrusHurtz (17th September 2006)

Brock Sampson

think u have a chance? nah..my flowin end sons life
so ya'll can watch him Di, shook..like rollin with one dice
my lines connect & go over ya head so there's no cure to offer
Trus didn't duck, but he's still missin the punch like sugar water
yeah I can drop raw, to bad ur on the ass end when I blast off
cuz u were throwin haymakers, now it looks ur down to the last straw
ur gettin mauled geek & ya streak lasted more than real long
but now it's obvious this kid 'Lost One' like that Lauren Hill song
like the Boot Camp I'll make ya teeth click with the Tek & Steel
ur not dope! if u shuffled viynl u still couldn't get a record deal
u fuckin faggot, bitch...aint worth shit ur the least of my time
^there, that'll make u better, cuz I just gave u a peice of my mind
Im bout to murder this queer, check his down gay tendencies
mention me!? & I'll kilohertz quicker than sound wave frequencies
yo, I'll show kids how to end ya vital signs, knives slashin dude
I stop ppl from seein Pulse..like I gave the movie bad reviews
lol! Trus fronts like he's a thug, but really he's not as hard
tho he is down to rob Banks, but Tyra always has body gaurds
& don't go audio, i'll murder u with shit that'll blow ya mind
matta fact, the only Mike I want u to rock is Jordans clothin line

20

DaTrusHurtz


http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287128

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=234053

Omg ur a sad faggot, n' u know what the worst is?
You don't just steal concepts...
... YOU CAPITALIZE IT PROUDLY IN YA VERSES
^^^ I'll follow up to that geek, n' fuckin' let the past speak
You Jack concepts so much, I thought I had a rematch of last week
I've seen ur tactics to win, n' how ur dealin' with men
You fuckin' Stoop so low, u may as well boycott the Pac-10
I feel bad for ya so here's an ad, <<readers if u wanna see ass>>
Check Sam's Club, it's a great place...to find some cheap trash
Peeps used to like u, but that feeling's been withdrawn
Ur live stock's hit an all-time low...
... since u sold the farm u live on
Yea, I'm a nice dude, a team player, but ur hopeless n' shit
Fucka wingman, u need a ^^ OF players to ever get u a bitch
The league is declinin', n' patience is now wearin' thin
But grats on champin' the league...
... when its as weak as its EVER been
We all know u have problems, but this is insane dude
U ain't just lacktose...u fuckin' lack heart n' brains too
I've beat Spul, Ace, n' Erel, its my time to shine, bum
I'm at the end of the line... where ya verse entertains me by line 1
Now seein' u was upsettin', n' u deserve the beatin' ur getting
Ur so engaged with wackness, I'm glad u didn't invite me to the wedding

Bitch.

DaTrusHurtz won 7-0 to become the 7th ever LBL champion.

DaTrusHurtz vs Erel Avent (24th September 2006)

DaTrusHurtz




And if that isn't ironic enough.. here's some more shit on this faggot

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http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1349/avent2ky4.jpg










In the mag u said shit that I just couldn't believe
U said ur top 10 all-time...
... BUT U HAVE YET TO BEAT A TOP 10 HEAD... IN THIS LEAGUE
I'm out swingin, n' bitch u know u suck with the writtens
Pictures paint a thousand words.. and highlight the ones that u've bitten
U faced Malicious last week, n' this'll leave ya humbled n' shook
That shit was such a tale of two biters, it fuckin' resembled the book
I beat u last time, u didn't vote, cope with the losses ur dealt
But thats weird, ur usually good 'bout droppin' votes...for urself
So how the fuck are u here? Stop faggot, just stand still
Ur verses aren't a byproduct, they're the shit given up to goodwill
No-shows, opponent's bitin', no one's been as lucky as the cunt
U bein' here is so Mystic, it got u ur only legit win in the month
Takin' cheap wins like a faggot, i'll go boast to this squeeler
U've Cowher'd for so long, u could fuckin' coach for the Steelers
Last week was weird, but the league is still suited for writers
Kemp's got it easy, he coulda banned EITHER contender n' have booted a biter
I'm the new champ n' top dawg, see I'm the best when I wreckon
I'm on top of shit, but I'll let u get up n' stretch for a second
U should know I'm da champ, don't fuckin' look at me smugly
I'm sure ur up to date, but every bitch thinks ur fat n' ugly
I've been clownin' u, but u do have worthy stuff to see
I think ur champion material... feels soft AS FUCK to me
Rappers talk 'bout hustlin, but we know that they're harmless
I heard E, 40...people, AT THE VERY LEAST, think you're garbage
I need a refreshment, i'm hungry to knocka bitch off the scene
Cause ^^^^^^^^ HOPE TO GOD, we could clear ur shit off the screen
Ur fuckin' wack punk, n' ur stuff is seein' a trend dude
And in that reguard, paperclips ARE EASILY enough to defend u
Talked a big game, but I'm here for dissolvin' the hype
U have so little Clue, i dunno if i should murder u wit a revolver or pipe
There's just 1 of me, n' DaTrus here will hurt in the worst ways
There's 1 Ere here...
...AND THAT WAS U MAKIN' THE CHAMP MATCH IN THE FIRST PLACE

Fuck this wack waste of space, ur garbage

Erel Avent

Seriously..

Quotin all them fools, wont help you win this bout..
..god damn faggot get all them dicks up out ya mouth [!!]
That titles as good as mine, theres no way you can burn me..
..Face The Facts - you aint goin no where like the picture tourny
I'll pop shots thru ur plot to stay champ, ya concepts are ass..
..& since its NFL season I'll toss u to the side like a lateral pass
You got nerver callin me a biter, I could ignore it but just wait..
..80% of them lines in your verse are bitten from like ...... 1998
So when I take a fresh line, then flip it into somethin to fear..
..I suppose you can comeback & jack it in a couple more years
I know Kemp said the league is down & suckin, & thats funny..
..cause soon as that happened ^ ya mom started loosin money
You shoulda never showed up, now the voters have to peep it..
..N watch me fuck DaTrus up faster than girls lettin out secrets
This damn threads gettin cluttered, so Ill use my verse to top it
..I would have Kempo clean the shit out
but I wouldnt want him to erase your verse in the process

eh. the fact that this is all written last moment.

Which means I've already read ur verse, t'was a waste of time..
so I understand why half the leagues gonna skip thru the rest of mine
Your completely trash, Im zoned in, yup, Erel's locked & gunnin..
Da aint up for President but can join the rest of the white boys runnin
& you can take that as a racial comment, I could give a fuck tonight..
but Da might except & get the first sexual experiance in his fuckin life
They say what comes around goes around..
but thats not the way I wanna bag it..
unlike you so before I win off a DQ - make sure you get your votes in faggot

DaTrusHurtz won 6-0.

DaTrusHurtz vs N.Tavarez (1st October 2006)

N.Tavarez

aigght lets go

You climbed to the top, but I dont give a damn what you've achieved
Get sent back down da mountain like U got 10 commandments for da league
got me peeved, detective work in text battles is lame to do
the way you butcher other peoples quotes
.................David Lama would be ashamed of you
Mr. line quoting fag fake mod, its time I check you
Im FROM this site trus...you only here because YOURS dont respect you
I remember you was pet, too...so be easy and take a breather
and Com down bitch you probably cant beat his ass neither
In every league you wack and slow, the facts'll show
1-2 was YOUR idea...yet you was one of the first cats to go

tavarez102882: just came back from a baby shower in NYC.......mad ass up there son im still tryna get over it
DaTrusHurtz: haha, that's awesome, but wait who ya callin' son?
tavarez102882: lol thats NY lingo, im still in Bronx Mode
DaTrusHurtz: word, i hear ya, i just always confront people when they call me son and i'm like uh... am i older than you?

Bitches get sensitive........... you know how that goes
So I'll take it back, Trus you aint my son
..............I could never father such a wack flow
Maybe i should apologize to DaTrus... if disrespect is what I did
But I'd be telling Foleys big enough to match the one molesting kids
This kid is fake cant equate, see him viciously ate
Could pimp a state...how U fuck with Dakota bitches and snakes
So its no need to wonder if your lacking a hoe...
U dont drop ya Datelines, U da pedophile they catch on the show
CALL ME A FLUKE, i battled Mim, Butler, Shakes...never went fronting
U champ a shell of the LBL, I held the belt when it fucking meant something
They all left, Merc signed out, Brock was tired of typing rhymes
U proved even BUMS can win in this league....signed in at the right time
Should try winning on OTHER sites...make a few friends w/ some chumps
Cuz you aint the One, Da.....And Halloween aint til the end of the month
so beat it

DaTrusHurtz

Now Nelson...
I've herd ur a spic, an iraqi, i know this is upsetting ya dude
U've been mistaken for so many races, I won a parlay betting on you
U won't defeat me, n' my college classes have pleased me
Cuz I got the TA I've always wanted...
... the kind thats really easy
I been facin' the best weekly, n' at best ur a bitch
I've seen the area of dope... n' ur perimeter is less than a inch
BITCH YOU DON'T HURT, N' UR A JUST SAD FAG WITH A VERSE
Oh sorry, that came out the wrong way... kinda like ur birth
Ur mad borin', you could fix that, and man it would seem
U have so little Witten u, ya tried signin' him to ya fantasy team
Ur ugly, but I'm ownin' shit, so word to ya momma
I have Braggin Writes...
... you just have a fat bitch that looks like a Lama
Ur a fake champ, but a real cheater, we all laugh at this queer
"Beating" Shake fueled such a controversy, it gave u gas for a year!

DaTrusHurtz: what do you think about quality of heads in the 1-2? Should there be a higher bar about who is let in or just let average heads in and let them elevate in the league
tavarez102882: i think in the beggining you should let them in and eliminate the weaker ones as the season progresses
tavarez102882: give them the chance to improve and if they dont, get em out

That was the interview we've seen, ur ideas were helpful to me
But why the FUCK would u propose an idea to kick u out of the league?
Ya got no friends, no job, ur an ugly sight in this rap
U woodwork... n' ya verse looks like it came right outta that
Hate vote this, d/r that, but ya know what the worst is
These days I don't know why people even vote...
... for ANY of ur verses
The league is weaker, but fag ur not commanding when roaming
You represent the state of text... while standin' up in Wyoming
I can diss you, ur a bitch dude, but I'm agreein' on truth, see
You were still the champ...
... by bein' dickrode and beatin' a newbie

Sorry for takin' awhile, I had other shit to do this morning. Uppin' for votes.. and I don't want Serb voting.

DaTrusHurtz won 5-4

DaTrusHurtz vs JTR (8th October 2006)

JTR

Actin like ya got fans callin ya name? Nah you Su-su-suck!
Man he couldn't make a crowd of retards yell "Da-Da-Da"
This fake aint known, for heavens sake get owned
Cuz Ripple drown ya ass til ya struggle and make ya own
Crowds wouldn't buy ya tickets, it'd be a loss man
We couldn't see The Truth Cel-tics watchin Pierce play for Boston
I'll come frequent with blows until i've beatin' this hoe
My right uppercut to his chin'll leave him eatin' his nose
Just take the hard smack, dawg, know you are wack
So in this fight i'll draw blood, like a goth in art class
Smart ass, i'm equiped, you're in trouble now that i'm armed
So this cattle get butchered like a fucking cow at the farm
You not hard at this crap, get sonned cuz I fathered ya crap
The way you drop wack enforced wordplay, cops started to rap
If you let ya words stray you gon' get the pound, dog
So gopher it!.. and get burried in the fucking ground, hog
And ya girl loves ta fuck me, she's never gettin fed-up
So i'll give ya girl a bone like...

http://www.geocities.com/theeawizard/april.jpg

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fucka fake personal after see'in that please disregard my earlier set up!
I aint likin' this dame, cuz she's frightenin' but hey
With that light bulb nose i'm sure she really brightens ya day
But c'mon dawg, that's and ugly bitch, i'm smashin' wit blows
Her cone shaped chin could stop traffic on roads
This baffling hoe's got bags under her eyes, i'd creep right by her
But if I was dating you I wouldn't be able to sleep at night either
She lets freaks ride her, whore, that's what she's handy for
Bitch has enough gum ontop of her teeth to open a candy store
I aint fake son, i'm speaking the truth 'bout this fake slut
I thought her gums was part of her upper lip and she messed up her make up =\
You shy now? Dun' worry I also take what I can get whenever I browse
And i'm sure she really floats ya boat with those paddle lookin eyebrowse
Though she got some style, and it's best you guys learn
That she's rockin blue suede shoes, to go along with those Elvis side burns

http://img1.imagetitan.com/img1/1/31/photo1.jpg

But even your girl ignores ya, I doubt she's takin your time
The only way'd you'd get a lap dance is by shakin your thighs
Keep denyin it dawg, but you're fat, so you can cry and just sob
Plus ya girl must love Harley Davidson cuz she's used to ridin' on hogs
I got pride, you suck D, not to mention that this guy is ugly
So don't gimme any lip! Or you won't have any left to hide ya buck teath
And fuck working a job i'll take the reward for saving our folk
Cuz I swear Osama might be hiding inside that cave in his nose
No fairytale ending for you, so you better wave goodbye now
Cuz you got Neverland scared rocking Captain Hooks hand as ya eyebrow
Dudes like "help i'm shook", got a blade and i'm a helpless crook
But when my knife gives you a cleancut it'll prolly help ya look
I'm definatly packin, and with a face like that ya girls definatly askin
She needs to tell her jaw to get it's act together cuz it's definatly slackin
Get soul-clapped by my crew bitch, and this verse shows i'm ruthless
So expect me to give a left to ya girls chin so hard it'll show improvement
Nah but on the real, sometimes you get lucky, this time I feel ya sufferin son
Cuz you musta had a stroke of bad luck pickin up a girl who suffered from one
I'm the best so fear it, you lookin' at best a queer kid
And ya facial features ugly like it was makin a guest appearance
In this you'll fail bitch... then get sonned, like an orphan, kid
Your caterpillar eyebrowse look like they're going through metamorphisis
I'm whoring kids, your features don't suit you, watch me wreck this
Those beady fucking eyes'd only look decent on a necklace
She's rockin those black bags, are you clockin her man?
I'm sure you tried to Popeye... wich also explains why she's rockin his chin
HAHAHA, i'm fucking sick with chicks, you aint got no game ya fucking kid
But I bet you got ya girl wanting to fall head over heals
...over that fucking bridge!

60 lines, g'luck Dawg

DaTrusHurtz


I checked RV's HOF, n' bitch u'll get slapped fast
Legends never die?
... LEGENDS SHOULDN'T NEED HALF A YEAR TO MAKE A CHAMP MATCH
25 fuckin' battles? Ur not a threat, queer
Neil Armstrong coulda went to the moon in the time it took u to get here
LMAO @ that, n' there's no way this whore's clever
Ur rank's like a tracin' a fruitloop...
... it just seems to go in circles forever
Showin' late, not votin', the price has been paid
U've made a million fuckups...
... that don't compare to the mistake ur girl's made
I seen ur text streak, last time we faced, u were late geek
But u musta liked that verse a lot...
... cuz u recycled the SAME verse the next week
Now Kemp writes great mags, but ur still a lame fuck
But u got a top punch 2 weeks in a row...
... too bad it was the same punch!
Fags got no where to run to, my league's talent has done grew,
In fact, I saw a work of Art...
... knock u outta playoffs in 1-2
I'll set this shit straight, u rip lines from Resin n' greats,
Ur so under the influence, ur verses wobble all over the place

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Ur pic battlin' slim?? I see how u fight for the win
But I'm glad u brought my girl in this...
...now we can slip n' slide off ur chin
Dude ur shit stinks, n' I dunno what this bitch thinks
But u've Pucker'd up so much, ur face could make me a mixed drink
I'm gonna evaluate ur girl, and even if u don't care
I'll see how u've made out ...
... with ur hand and some air
Ur scared of bein' stopped n', bitch ur gonna get dropped when
I'm lookin' forward to this...
... Ur lookin' forward like the boogeyman just popped in
I'm killin' the poor, n' I'm just gettin' rid of this whore
The light shed on ur face, is the only electricity u can afford
Now I coulda gave up, n' just let this be a disgrace
But I'm closin' the gap...hoody u got coverin' ur face
So fuck ur hoodie n' cap, if I wanna hear some good crap
I should listen to news more...
... I didn't know lil red riding hood could rap
Ewwwwww Jack, ur gruesome, n' RV, this dude's done
My opponent last week was at a baby shower...
... my one this week could use one
You love football, but ya girl isn't puttin' out these days
Call an audible, but it STILL won't get u any successful play
I'm goin' overseas cuz I wanna see new bitches n' hoes
I'm set to sail... a fuckin' gigantic ship off ur nose
Ur eyebrows are bushy as FUCK, the hell is that crap?
I could trim them... but I'd need an anvil, machete, and axe
Now I admit dawg, ur real hood, ur not some shit scum
Ur real gutta... is OBVIOUSLY where u got this bitch from

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U can't outwrite me, ur fucked, just get ready to hurl geek
Ur in such a big hole, it was prolly dug by the mole on ya girl's cheek
U been talkin' a big game, but u just ain't shit turd
I got a hot bitch...
... u go out with a girl version of big bird!
She ain't stable, n' this whore's been given a label
Of havin' so many elements of ugly, she could form a periodic table
Ya girl's hairy, n' I want to know if ur tryin' to kid me
N' know how the FUCK, u started datin one of the dalmations of Disney
Ya bitch is easy to fool, u see what i'm viewing bitch
I'd pull the wool over her eyes...
... but her hair's already doin' this
I'm no fan of this gay, see i'm bein' candid today
Ya girl is so prop'd up, she could be a trash can in a play
I glanced at ur girl's bed, n' that bitch's yellin' in grieve
Cuz she bought a comforter... just to fuckin' tell u to Leave!
She's flexin' it too, I checked her reflection n' dude
Ya girl's got that look... goin' in the opposite direction of you
You were in love with the hoe, but now your spark is gone
U guys have so little chemistry, ya girl put safety goggles on
See I'm rippin' these queers, ya hoe's been consumin' some tears
With such fuckin' bug eyes, she could feed Timon and Pumbaa for years

I know this a long read, but hopefully enjoyable. Uppin for votes

DaTrusHurtz won 5-3.