My friend that works for the fire department told me about this. 911 got a call at about 1:30 at night for a problem at Denny's. They we're told what the problem was and shit and sent 5 fire trucks to the scene. They get into Denny's and hear someone yelling "HELP! I'M IN HERE!" They walk into the bathroom and an employee of Denny's is superglued to the fuckin' toilet seat. They couldn't get him off so he had to be taken with the toilet seat to the hospital. Thats fuckin' dope. I like how they sent 5 fire trucks to that shit.

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