Is that really all you have? Why the fuck would I lie, seriously... are you blind?
There. But even if I was asian, wtf kind of insult is that. "Hey, you're the nationality that you are, take that shit."
And about my girl, whatever. I think shes cool. If you really have that much of a problem with her, why not fly down here on your broomstick and put a spell on her or some shit.