If you aren't ysdat and you read this, you're a fucking homo...I better not see more than another page view or I'm ripping your heart out.

[------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
you can
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
no
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
do it
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
no u do it
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I will do it.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ok
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
As long as it doesn't include any rabbits.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
word man
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
see
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
how old r u?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Thirteen.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Haha...
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
eew
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Do I have to kill anyone?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
urself
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Alright.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
lmao
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Good.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
i rekon
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Anyone else beforehand?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Can I just send myself into a coma?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
nah man
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
i forbid it
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
no stab urself a few times
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
that should work
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Shit...I relish vegetables.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Where should I stab myself?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I heard the jugular is slow.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Or should I go for the heart?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
lol
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
How about I poke an alligator?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
were eva is fine jus do it properl
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
with my penis?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Uh...how do I stab myself improperly?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
how bout u shove ur penis in ur dads ass
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Is there any way to stab yourself wrong?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
With the handle?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Because I'd have to fucking walk all the way down the street to my dad's
house?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I have to kill myself and walk?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You stupid bitch, make up your fucking mind.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It's only one.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
rofl
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
How about I throw a fucking alligator at you, you fucking hooker?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh god u lil wanker grow up
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh i am a hooker howd u no?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
are you just
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Because, I have physic powers.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
i always had an incling
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
lol
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh...okay.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
That makes perfect sense.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh it does
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah, I have an incling too.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I keep it in a cage.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u r so fukin spasticated
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
- seizure. -
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:

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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
go bak to the spastic centre were u came from
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I can't, they kicked me out.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
doubt it
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
theyd hav 2 keep u in dere cuz ur so fukn retarted
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Uh, yeah, because you know so much about me and my spastic hospital.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No, I stay at the asylum.

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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh no shit
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I access the internet through my toaster.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
do ya
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
thats interesting
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It doesn't have a plug. I could strangle the wall with it.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh can i strangle u with it
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
The wall...man, it's always badmouthing me.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Well, I suppose.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
good
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Are you already at the asylum?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Need directions?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
no u beat me 2 it
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh, good.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
k
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
too bad ay if i was at the asylum id staple ur head 2 the wall
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Wouldn't it be easier if I just jumped into a cart full of dead squid
intensines?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't think they allow staples.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
They say they're made of metal.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
and the magnets attract.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I once ate a magnet.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I have a metal tooth
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
so the magnet like.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
exploded.

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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
go blow urself up
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
With what?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
duno find sumthin
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Blow myself up with helium?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
who cares
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Apparently you do.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
does it sound like im interested
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yes
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Because I can detect tones over the net.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hmm nup
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
With my physic powers.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
SILENCE. I THINK I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOU DO.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hehe do ya? thats quite interesting
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah, I do.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Because. I am you.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
really...
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u wish u were
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You'd have a smaller penis then.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
COULD YOU LIVE WITH THAT?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u dont hav a penis at all
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...Yeah.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur mums got 1 instead
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Me and my mom traded.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
for sure
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
We were swapping pokemon cards, and somehow, it just happened./
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So, I hear you're a red-head.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hahahaa
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
sif
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
shes a ginger kid
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u r
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Rev is a ginger kid.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I hate Rev.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
oye
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur a dik hed
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I thought I had no dick?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Make up your mind, for the love of sod.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
sod?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hmm ok
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
that makes alot of sence
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah, sod is kinda like.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
dirt.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
What the fuck? I'm taking advanced trignometry next year?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
wered u get that from? ppl in the mental asylum
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
How about I advanced your face?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No, I got that from my lion tamer.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hmm yup
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
He likes to use chairs.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
more than whips.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
He says, hitting me with chairs hurts more.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't agree, personally.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
wat a shame...whips r the new black!
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
The old black is the old whips.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Those old whips had glass in them.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
wtf
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
cat of nine tails
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur so wierd
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
How the hell am I weird? How about I throw my cat of nine tails at you
like the father from The Grudge?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You been writing about Nos in your diary again?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I CHOOSE WHAT YOU WRITE IN YOUR DIARY.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
wtf r u on
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I am on, like, a computer chair.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It spins around.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I fell once.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
But Nos was there to catch me.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
maybe wen u fell it gave u brain damage
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Then he started to pump AIDS-infected blood-filled syringes in my eyes.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No, I had the brain damage before hand.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm a Harlequin fetus.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You should google that up.l
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Image google.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
so wats ur name?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I am known by Nos as
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Nostradamus #2
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You may call me
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Nos #2.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
how bout i jus call u fukn idiot
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
sounds good 2 me
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Nos #2 is shorter though.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
id rather go with "fukin idiot"
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I thought you said fukn?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
same shit
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
and what's with the quotations? Are you quoting Napoleon again?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hahaha
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur so funny kid
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Look. God doesn't care about the artillery.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
go bak to kindy
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Look.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Kindy kicked me out.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
why cuz ur fuked in the head?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No, because I tried to ride her dog around the neighborhood and ended up
breaking it's back.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
cuz ur fat
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ohh go on a diet then
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I can't.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I have to walk.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
id hate to be fat
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
That's because you're insecure.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm brain damaged.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
insecure ? ppft i wish
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u said it!
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
*cough*
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Throw me off a building, please.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Hey Nos. What's your soundclick again?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
its in me name
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Your soundclick is in the name Nostradamus?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
wtf...where's the .com?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:

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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u dope
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Your sarcasm irrationalizes me.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Throw me a syringe full of pseudomorphine.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
i wuld if i knew u
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You have to know a person before giving them drugs?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Then I must not have been receiving drugs!
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Goddamn hustlers!
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh ofcorse id hav 2 kno sum1 be4 givin them drugs...if they were hot id
hav 2 fuk em be4 hand
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I prefer fucking them after foot.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No accounting for taste.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
even girls
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Depends.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
If I have any lube.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh, you talking to her>?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
yea
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u already no the answer
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
lol
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
lol
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
lol
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
wooo
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm cool cuz I fit in.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
hows your cousin today ren
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
fit in th spastics
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
YOGA! YOGA! YOGA!
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I fit in the spastics?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh shes good
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Are you a spastic too then?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
nup
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Nos, your eyebrows are bushy.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
*does a manly grrrr*
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur pubes r bushy
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Dude, those s have adds.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
if u hav eny yet
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
AIDS.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No, I lost them in 'nam.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I combed my pubes.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
They were never bushy.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u combed them?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
With shrapnel knives.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur a fukn skitz
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
How?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Should I call up Saturday Night Live?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
were r u from?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
The asylum.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It was Casual Friday.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
My mother was wearing a cowboy outfit.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Both of them.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
seriously u idiot...
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't know. Ask Nos.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
somewhere in the states
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
That narrows it down to hundreds of cities.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh k
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
The state
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
true
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
of insanity.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Let me look back on this whole convo and figure out how many wrong
assumptions you've made.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
no1 cares dik hed
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't have a penis, I'm insane/brain damaged, schizophrenic, fat, my
mother has a penis
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
my head is a dick
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I think you also mentioned I'm a ginger kid?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u said i was
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
idiot
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u hav fukn vegetable brains
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
shes a ginger kid
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u r
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
u said it first
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yes, they are parsley.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You still said I am.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
who said i was tlkin 2 u
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I did.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
lol
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Nos doesn't have red hair.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
i culd of been tlkin2 ur shadow
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
He has dreds.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
My shadow doesn't exist.

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
There is no light
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
in the asylum.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
yeh there is
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:

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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
theres light in every asylum
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm in solitary confinement.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Uhm.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Are you sure about that?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You've been to every asylum?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Weird.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
fuck birds are messy cunts
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You're crazier than me.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hehe yeh mines really messy
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You've even been to the abandoned ones?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
its throwin seed everywhere
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
mine does that 2
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Fucking headbutt it, dude.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
its in a cage bro
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
n he puts his toys in his water n the water goes all over the floor
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't give a shit about your bird. We're talking about my craziness.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
wtf? I don't put toys in my water.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I put my water in my toys.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You crazy bitch.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
and it chews bark off its perch and throws it everywhere
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I DON'T FUCKING CHEW BARK
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
dik hed were not tlkin 2 u
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
if u havnt noticed already
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
no1 likes u
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Dick head was not talking to me?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I like me.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Another wrong assumption.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur the only 1
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You sure are good with that badness.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yes.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I am
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
the only one
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
on this planet.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
of
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Crematoria.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Ever seen Chronicles of Riddick? How the fuck is that a chronicle?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Now Narnia, that was a chronicle.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
narnia is a kid movie
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Only kids see it.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
becaus
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
e
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
their parents abandon them.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm just saying, Narnia was a chronicle more than Riddick.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Thanks for your random little comment on the designated age range of the
series.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I was unaware kid movies are made for kids.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I thought all the farmers in the funky fields brought their fish to farm
the ferries.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Fucking faeries.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Fucking neopets.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So, let's count up your little wrong assumptions.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Wait.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh god can u atleast try n be normal
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
IT'S FEEDING TIME
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Why would I want to be normal?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
why not
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Who ever accomplished anything by being normal?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
evry1
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Uh.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Okay.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
evry1 is normal except 4 u
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Or maybe, everyone is different but me.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
doubt it
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Wrap your mind around THAT ONE.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
far from possible
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Uhm.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So..
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
are you the brain damaged one here?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Really.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
cuz, you're not even being deliberately stupid.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
If I'm not normal, then everyone else is different from me.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Omfg...logic.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
omfg i dont hav logic...i thort u knew me betta then i knew myself
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I thort nothing.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
cuz if u did u would no that i dont hav brains
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
der
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So, I do.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Let me explain.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
If you have no brain, you have no personality
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
and no self awareness
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
so you odn't know yourself.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
BUt I do know a small bit about you
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
i dont hav personality
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
making my knowledge of you more.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
k.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Good to know you can repeat what I say.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
man theres some hawaii show on
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
the chicks are fuggen goin offff
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
albeit with the bad spelling and all./
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Off of what?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
there hot\
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
They're going off there hot?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
omg
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Learn grammar, Nos.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ur a fukin dum cunt
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I have no .
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
oh shit.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Why the fuck do I still have that smiley?
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
why r u asking us
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Do you understand?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Don't even attempt.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Your attempts are far too attemptful.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
hahahaha
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ohh ur hilarious
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:

Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Okay, good.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh yeh
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Yeah.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
You repeat yourself a lot.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
do i?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No./
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I lied.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
did ya
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
No.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I lied there though.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
really?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I'm going to hit you with a fucking brick.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
id like to see u try
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So would I.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
shell set her parrot onto you man
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
lol
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I don't give a shit about her parrot.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I take dumps on parrots.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
nice
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I threw them at a police officer once.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
We had a Shaolin Showdown. It fucking sucked.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
ohh do u know how stupid u r....if i was u i wouldnt say ur gona hit me
wif a brick...u duno who the fuk i am ay
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I know that you're on the internet.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
That narrows it down enough.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
oh yeah...
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
shows u know alot about me then ay
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
More than Nos knows about cereal, yes.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Have you image googled Harlequin fetus yet?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I want you to have nightmares.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
and rip your eyes out and feast on Beelzeboul's flesh.
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B | + C h |\| +He|\| |_| D|e says:
i dont have nightmares...if i saw ur face i would tho
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh shit. It's Tuesday, nevermind.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
you mean beezlebub dont you
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
If I saw your face, I'd have to go to sleep.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
cuz I'd be tired
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Beelzebub?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
It's a variation of the name.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
satan
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Beelzeboul was when he was an angel/
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
ye
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Beelzebub, Satan, Satan's right hand man.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Whatever, different shit.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Oh, I forgot, I'm mentally retarded...stop quizzing me about intellectual
stuff.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
- turns into a caterpillar. -
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Scrunch-thrust, scrunch-thrust.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
theres some cunt with mad dreads on that show
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Scrunch-thrust, scrunch-thrust.

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Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
FUCKING ZING.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
What's her fucking deal anyway?
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
She on drugs or something?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
nah
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
shes a model man
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
So she's retarded?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
you know their always bitchy with
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
*cough*
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
low intelligence
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...Nos, I'm a model.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Is that her in your display pic?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
nah man, thats jessica alba
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...I was just talking with Jessica ALBA?!?!?!
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
renae is a blond with mad boobs and a dope body
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Why are her boobs mad?
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
you ask that, cause you havnt seen them
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Okay, I'm done being retarded for a second.
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
I really don't care, dude...I hate ditzy girls, no matter their looks.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
ye
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
Seriously...
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
If I ever meet a girl who has a sense of humor and intellect like me, I'll
fucking keep her locked in my closet.
------------- www.soundclick.com/nostradamus1 says:
word bro
Steven Seagal's Grandmother says:
...I think she has a crush on me.]