OMB, you can't speak to her as a normal, rationale person...she's obviously not it....if she was, she'd understand the concept of CREATIVE LICENSE!!...if you actually did text, topicals or poetry, you'd know that it's creative, but since you don't know that, I guess it's safe to assume that you're here for no reason other than to be a pain to people you'll never see or meet, that honestly don't matter in the grand scheme of what you call your life...good job