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Originally Posted by Nejji Bangaz
why can't u men ever understand that? like every dude we talk to is trying to get into our pants.....its really not that serious...say ur girl's known a guy for like 2 years and they're really close but its been nothin more than a brother/sister relationship....why would u think that just bc you and ur girl started goin out, that her friend is gonna outta the blue start liking her? and if u know ur girl is faithful, why all the lame jealousy and insecurity?
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You girls always love that friend shit... But it just aint happening. Ill tell you a story.
My long-time girlfriend, sara, has this friend called tom. I was friends with the dude before her, not really good friends, just like aquaintances. Sara met him at like this thing I went to with her and before that they talked on msn and shit. Sara thought he was funny and nice and kept talking to him occasionally on MSN and on the phone.
Then one night on the phone I said to her "You know, I think Tom likes you." and she was like BOOOOOMMMMMM fuckin blew up with that "Why are you always so jealous, hes just a friend, he doesnt like me anything more than a friend, I know him and he doesnt like me blah blah blah" shit. And I was like... "I really think he does like you.." ... BOOM.
So yeah that shit, and then one day sara said to me like "I know you're probably going to think this sounds really bad, but im gonna go to the city with tom to see a movie on thursday... I promise nothing will happen." And I was like.. aight. So they went on that day then when I talked to her I was like so how was it? And she told me all the shit that happened... Like, he paid for her lunch and movie ticket and shit, made a lot of jokes etc etc etc. And I was like "He deadset likes you. Straight up, he likes you." and she was like "WTF NO WAY.. He was just being nice, what is your problem? He just likes me as a friend why cant you understand that?" And I was like whatever.
Then they went out to do the same shit again a few weeks later. When I talked to her she was like "We just saw a movie and ate at McDonalds and stuff and then I had to go... and he gave me a little gift." And I was like "hmm what was that? A gift eh? What gift?"
Apparently, he had made.... MADE this little book for her about like how beautiful she is and how shes such a great person and shit with like poems in there and all that. BOOOOOOMMMM I blew up with that laughing hysterically shit, because she was wrong and I was right. I was like "BAAAHHAHAHAHAHAH SEE?! What did I tell you, I can smell that shit from a mile away!" And she said "Im sorry... Im kind of dissapointed in him.. I thought he just wanted me as a friend... -_-"
And since then, they dont talk anymore except occasionally on MSN.
The end.
So chances are if you're a girl, and a guy wants to be your friend, he wants to fuck you. Maybe in the asshole, you just dont know.