Vegetables are good for me so I can slap you B,
I eat swede for strength...u just ate one for captaincy,
Ya dress sense is good for publicity but thats the only thing,
Shirts goin left n right...but u won't get put on either wing,
Your beard is like a preteen, thats not a mean feat,
Cos you've got mutton chops a starving man wouldn't eat,
D & D are alike in ways, as both are getting chewed up,
And DB's pose is like Daub's homelife...screwed up,
I'm wanted in the world of Football, u can't step to me,
My stock rocketed sky high...u just do that with ur penalties,
The name is Wayne Rooney and Dave, you're done,
I can Cruise through this match without the help of ur son,
Yes, I'm gonna win this thing without votes being divided,
Cos ya earring positioning is like this battle...one sided,
Fuckin dude up, no homo, cos I'm coming full throttle,
I'll down Becks...then smash him over the head with the bottle,
Speak to you in first person, I'll fuckin do it then,
Now I can say Man U whack even though I play for them,
You haven't got the skill of me that oozes from my pen,
I'd usually make u Loos...but u might end up fucking her again.