1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
God man, I don't know. Cuz you can't really ruin her rep, cuz you kill yourself. Probably go fuckin crazy and beat the ish outta my dad.

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Not take up another religion, though this is impossible to prove.

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
I'm not gay.

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
Learn from the mistakes I made and not make them in real life.

5) You had a night on the town with me.
Oh boy, I don't have enough room in these posts. Let's just say it involves a knife and cental park.

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