1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
umm...i would prolly just leave the house and killmyself....
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
i would...be shocked and maybe jus not give a fuck about the world and do horrible shit
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
i would wish i wasent...
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
i would fix my mistakes i ever did
5) You had a night on the town with me. 
i would first introduce myself and ask why u asked me the 3rd question and if u were a smartass...beat the living shit outta you....literally.