1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
Throw fist's at both.
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Tell god " I told you so"
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
only indeph would ask this question/
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
be happy, cause Ill know what choices I made were wrong.
5) You had a night on the town with me
Take my godzilla suit off and get off the town