Be real with this, no fuckin around or pretending.
1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
So the fuck what.. I'd high five my dad then go find some new broard to mess with..
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Considering I have no religion and already know religions for the most part are a complete lie... This question is irrelevant.
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection.
I have decided this hypothetical friend is a girl.. So theres no problems here... (I'm not gay)..
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream\
Oh yeah? And how do you know the new reality that has been exposed to you is not just a dream? How do you know the fabric of space time did not just ripple inside your imagination partially exposing you to a parralell realm that holds no importance in this world?
5) You had a night on the town with me.
It'd be shit lmao.. Cause your too young to drink and get into clubs...
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