1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
id b so fucking pissed. sumbody would spend tha rest of theyre lives in a wheelchair 
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
i would do even mo sins then i do now
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
id fuck Indeph in tha ass
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
id think its kool 2 find out that im actually asian
5) You had a night on the town with me.
same as question 3
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