1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
Id spazz the hell out. Then id do some grimy shit and go sleep with her mom.SCORE!!!

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Then id really feel stupid. Because now i worry about sinning just to find out that its ok. Id party my ass off and fuck all the bitches in the world. Heres the fun part id get em pregnant, and they wont see me ever again because ill be at a bar in mexico havin a tequilla with a taco in my other hand.

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
Although i like pussy to much to be gay, if this happened i would keep walkin and keep shit movin.

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
O shoot i like this one. Well usually my dreams predict the future, so maybe id be dreamin my life, then when i woke up i actually lived it. Werd!

5) You had a night on the town with me.
WTF??? Why Indepth??Why

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