1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
^^^if that were the case, then its an eye for an eye. word. i'd be forced to bang my mother to get even.
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie.
^^^wait??? so you saying my religion IS real???
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
^^^i'd wake up from the nightmare. i'd slap myself violently until my teeth cracked to bone-dust. then i'd never speak of my brush with hell again.
...i mean, i dont know what your talking about sicko.
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream.
^^^whew. im glad thats over.......IM RICH BITCH!!!
5) You had a night on the town with me.
^^^please read the answer to question 3......then slap yourself violently until your teeth crack to bone-dust.
^^^as real as it gets in a totally fake way altogether....lol.
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