1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
prolly kick my dad's ass

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
N/A

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
i don't know? have sex with men prolly

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
id prolly just be confused and say 'that dream was fucked'

5) You had a night on the town with me.
refer to #3

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