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Originally Posted by The Revelation
1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
God man, I don't know. Cuz you can't really ruin her rep, cuz you kill yourself. Probably go fuckin crazy and beat the ish outta my dad.
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Not take up another religion, though this is impossible to prove.
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
I'm not gay.
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
Learn from the mistakes I made and not make them in real life.
5) You had a night on the town with me.
Oh boy, I don't have enough room in these posts. Let's just say it involves a knife and cental park.
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1. That's so beyond the realm of possibility that I won't even theorize.
2. It's impossible for you to "find out" your religion is a "lie" because you choose to accept the principles by faith. If your religion is a "lie", then you're basically admitting that you've lied to yourself, in which case, you can't blame anyone but yourself.
3. Most of the guys who are homophobic on this site are probably gay. It's basic psychology. Guys that are EXTREME heterosexuals seem like they're trying to prove something. That, coupled to the fact that they bash gay people, suggest they themselves are struggling with homosexual feelings. And, trust me, you knew BEFORE you bumped into anyone that you were gay.
4. This would make a good movie.
5. I'm a homebody. I don't "hang out on the town". I'll see you on the golf course though.
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