1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)...
smash his car windows and blow up his car...and backslap the bitch hard

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie...
wouldn't be surprised in this fucked up world we're livin in

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay...
Cut myself with a piece of broken glass repeatedly

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream...
Give props to the dude i bought the weed from

5) You had a night on the town with me. ...
tell you to hurry up and show me the track i made a beat for