1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
I'd go fuck my g/f's mom then shoot my dad
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
I would go to my church and start fucking people up
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
I deny having male friends
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
Say "Thank God, i thought i was going to die when the big bitch was riding me"
5) You had a night on the town with me.
I would bring my girl and you bring yours and we would go to change of heart lmao