So, there use to be a seventh grade kid who went to the school and rode my bus. He thought I was pretty cool and wanted to hang out, and I told him alright. He said his dad was P. Diddy's bodyguard but not to ask his cousin who rides my bus still if this is true, because she's jealous.

Anyway, when he came over, he left a CD labeled 'Beats' he wanted to show me he would rap to someday and a notebook that had some of his rhymes. So, I found it today, when about a month ago I had flipped through it. So, here are the contents:

'One OG'
I'm the realis g copy what I do you been doing that cens I was two when I strated to wear red you strated to wear blue you know hut was up. Acting white don't how to fight I hold the mic when I spit I do it rihgt so tonihtg get ready and be stedy to take the teast becuse
c. I'm the realis og that somethig you can't be. see i'm the beat I will kill you when you reast stab you in the chest I look at the blood it like so [can't make out this work, looks like 'flud' ]thick like mud you don't cair bout a blood or a thug. I'm the realis og that's somethig you cant be.

v. the old you can't rap all that stuff is crap boyfried is black. becsue i care mac's nijii's blacker then baren mac he knew I was sraf with mac's knew I didn't play that [Bernie Mac he knew I was strapped with mac's, I guess? ]

Seriously, all of those spelling errors are actually how it's written. What the fuck is a nijii?

NEXT.


'My BaByGirl'
C. I whait a girl's name I whant numbner I'll call you baby girl
v. Call me at five the phone line won't be tide
we can talke about our BaBy
C. I want a girls name I whant her number
v. I just stepup to girls ask them for their number and ast them where they live my name will be Big. Will go place put you on mtv will have a dvd esb you can see movies betor the hit the sreet I'll rud thair feet and talke a about how we met.
C. I whant a girl's name I whant her number
Ill call her BabyGirl.
V. My girl name is jasmien I love her so much ther call so much we don't even fus cue I got to love her like I'm her brother and her mother. shout out to jasmine.

How did he spell his girlfriend's name wrong and not correct it?

Next page

1. start my own family whit r or j
2.be a Good dad
3. get a jod

The back of that page says 'Fuck you asshole!!!'

...Yeah.