So Saturday night my best friend and his girlfriend spend the day hangin' out... What his girlfriend didn't know was that he had his buddy chillin upstairs in his attic bedroom for a couple hours. I'll explain why in a moment..

Anyways, after a while they start gettin' hot n' heavy and head upstairs to his room, making out on the bed and shit. Upon hearing them come up the stairs, his buddy does what was planned - flicks on the video camera and hides in the closet.

After about 10 minutes of making out they start fucking. Hard. So hard that he flipped her over and was banging her in the ass so hard that her head was smoking the wall... Now logically, a female tires of having her face getting slammed against drywall with a cock in her ass, so she says "one sec.. i want you to fuck me with my head out the window" (cause his attic room window is right beside his bed)... So he's just like ok whatever, and she sticks her head out the window and they restart.

Here's the funny part. My buddy had been thinking about dumping her for a while now because she's a pretty big whore. So while she had her head out the window, he came up with a brilliant idea. The phone rings... so he says "be right back, im gonna go get that" and runs downstairs. But...

Before he leaves.... He gestures for his friend to sneak out of the closet and fuck her.. So.. After about 30 seconds of his dissapearance, his buddy comes out and starts banging his girlfriend in the ass while shes all moaning her boyfriends name and shit... Now this is where the greatest break-up ever performed occurs...

My buddy, buck naked, walks out his front door, around the side of his house, stands in the middle of the lawn.... and waves at his girlfriend in the window.

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Was he robbed of the ashphalt that cushioned his face?