How do I rate LK...

If I was sober...... I would fucking run for my life.
If I was completely drunk...... I would fucking crawl for my life.

If I was high...... I would try to fucking fly away.

If I was on my deathbed...... I would pull the plug.

If we were both the last two people on the planet....
....hhmmmm, let me think....
....I would become a necropheliac!! And just because you look like a corpse LK, that still doesn't mean I would fuck you. In fact, I would fucking beat myself to death.