Originally Posted by I Am Unreal.

I believe I can summarize this one for you. She basically said people throw money and gifts at her because they're afriad she's going to eat their bones. She also says people have threatened to commit suicide if she didn't immediately regurgitate their family. Lastly, she said that people always call her on the phone, crying. Probably because her onion breath seeped through the reciever.

*Throws frozen ROFLS at LK to preoccupy her for another five minutes of her meaningless life*