Originally Posted by Algebra

my mom's 61 year old b/f dating my mom (48 year old) that has a stack of playboy magazines sky high and made his computer crash 4 times litterally cuz he was looking up porn..his fuckin homepage was a porn site and he even had a porno on his windows media player...he comes over to my house and practicaly yells when he talks cuz he's goin fuckin deaf and needs a hearing aid...calls every 30 seconds is the biggest ass loser out there that prys into everybody else's business and constantly talks bout other people so much he'd make a perfect stalker...is the biggest cracker acting white person u ever saw...i mean there's a diffrence from being a cracker and just being white...he listens to country 24/7 like his life depended on it along with watching sports...he flirts wit my fuckin mom and its very rare ta spend a day that he doesnt come over and i never ever even had one day here without him calling atleast 3 times since the past 6 years (not even exxaggerating) and i caught them in bed sleeping together and when i asked my mom why the fuck they were sleeping together my ma's reply was because they both had a cold.....what the fuck nobody sleeps together just cuz they're both sick he's got such a fuckin grasp on my mom and got her so fuckin brainwashed that i think the only way they'd be seperated is if one of them died literrally..he picks the worst fuckin movies ever when he rents movies and actually likes them...he talks shit behind everybody's back...he got my ma so strung out that the place we're living in is one of his fuckin houses he's renting out to us...he takes my mom to all these fuckin places like colorado and las vegas but never even bothers ta even TELL me that they had plans ta go let alone bring me...he doesnt even bother spendin money on his house that he's fuckin renting out to my dads (which is a fuckin dump) but he'll do anything ta keep my moms house in shape for free...he's so fuckin hyper that it gets disturbing...and my mom is always gone with him and on top of that his laugh is IDENTICAL to goldmember's laugh on austin powers goldmember which gets real fuckin anooying

so of anything annoys me on this planet its the fuckin loser ass faggot my ma is so fuckin in love wit

and the 2nd thing that annoys the fuck outta me is when people are so bad with electronics that they need help wit a dvd player..everytime my ma and her faggot ass b/f get a movie they need me ta put in the dvd and push play cuz they LITERRALY dont know how ta fuckin do it and complain that it so hard...i wanna fuckin smack the shit out of them for bein so fuckin stupid