I own your son, and you're fucking ugly, it's like that
Cuz while I'd father Nick... I'd NEVER wife your ass
You're poor as fuck, don't got the money to be a mother, bitch
I'd fucking son you... but you can't afford another kid

Lol, or something like

I'll straight rip you, so quit fakin' cat
I'd son you, but if Nick's any example then I take that back!

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