Two old ladies are outside their nursing home,
> having a drink and a smoke,
> when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls
> out a condom, cuts off
> the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues
> smoking.
>
> Maude: What in the hell is that?
>
> Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get
> wet.
>
> Maude: Where did you get it?
>
> Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
>
> The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local
> drugstore and announces
> to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
>
>
> The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her
> kind of strangely (she
> is after all, over 80 years of age), but very
> delicately asks what brand of
> condom she prefers.
>
> "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a
> Camel."
>
> The pharmacist fainted.
>

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