I don't even play soccer and I can roll the ball on top of my foot and keep it there while I hop around in a 360 spin (Edgar Davids style) and then pass it the air to my other foot and then pass it back, then throw it up into the air, make my foot circle around it as it's coming down, get my foot back under it and keep it stalled there, then flip it up into the air, catch it on my neck/back and then take off my shirt and then put my shirt back on and keep the ball staying there while I do

Try and see me, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeotch!

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