Once again, I'll go first...

Firstly though, this is just in case you don't get some of the punches.... most are easy to know, but others are not unless you are a wrestling fan.

THE ROCK
The Rock’s father and grandfather were both in wrestling, he is also related to Rikishi (aka Fatu), Yokozuna, Umaga (aka Jamal), Rosey (who tagged with Jamal before, and the Hurricane)… and some others. Oh and he also lost to Goldberg (ME) at Backlash one year.

AUSTIN
Stone Cold used to be known as "The Ringmaster". He lost to Vince McMahon in the Royal Rumble 1999. And finally, he got arrested for abusing his wife Debra.

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Now, on with the match....

APPOCOLYPTIK (aka THE ROCK)

This is a bit one-sided don’t ya think. . kid, I’ll easily rape ya. .
I asked for some competition, what do I get ?
. . the fucking guy who got owned by Brendan Fraser!
Don’t test me player. . ya careers wack, while my shit hits. .
So kid, welcome to the jungle – where you got owned by a bunch of midgets!
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Bitch, you should hang ya head in shame, cause ure acting sucks, truly. .
Whilst I’m known for walking tall. .
. .ure just known for making it a shitty movie.
I left the WWE, it’s an inbreeding program. . I ain’t frontin’ see. .
Just look at this motherfucker, he’s related to half the fucking company.
Yeh Dwayne, I’ll take on ure family. . beat on all you suckers
And ure chances will be slim, because the rest of ‘em are fat motherfuckers.
But this dude has got this match. . ain’t no way I can stop ‘em
I mean damn, the match is just underway and he’s already hit Rock Bottom.
Ure nothing Dwayne, and wackness is what ure game is,
I’d say introduce ureself, but. .
. . IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!
I’ll hit you with the spear, the jackhammer… beat you till ure spent
And I’d be afraid of the backlash, if I hadn’t already owned you at that event.
Stepping into the ring with me. Kid, you won’t fucking last. .
Cause I’ve got a sweet tooth – and I’m rippin’ through ure candy ass!
Now I’m done. . and you can throw the victory in my direction,
As I shove my foot so far down ya mouth. .
. .it’ll reunite the rock and sock connection!!


SO.RELL (aka STONE COLD)

You ain’t the Texas Rattlesnake, ure just a wannabe freak
I mean how am I battling Austin – he fucking signed out last week!
Tough S.O.B. my ass. . my weak punches are enough to kill. .
And that’s the bottom line. . which ironically is also above ure skill!
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No jokes now Steve. . I’ve got a massive beating to give
So y’all can watch me beat The Ringmaster. .
. .and all the hobbits he hangs out with!
Austin’s a lazy bitch. . so I’ll be whoopin’ him fast. .
I mean even his finishing move ends with him sitting on his ass!
I’m coming at you full force. . and Steve you ain’t hittin’ me
So you better brace ureself, and I don’t mean fixing ure crippled knee.
Fucking bald bitch. . I’m making this jew fall. .
. .and it’ll be like playing pool the way I’m striking this cue ball.
Know ure worthless. . a man WWE knew they shudn’t have hired
I mean Austin 3:16. .
. .is probably close to the amount of times you’ve been fired.
I’ll own you bitch. . ure talent ain’t even close to mine. .
So know I’ll beat you in this Rumble. . like McMahon did in ‘99
Wack motherfucker. . you’ve been a pussy ure whole life
But Austin is known to own bitches – when it comes to beating his wife.
I’m a nice guy really. . but I’m gonna beat ya ‘n’ get the 1..2..3 yo
I just wanna say sorry. .
. . that I have to own a guy who looks like he’s on chemo!

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