I battled a teenage white girl once. Nobody would leave me the fuck alone about battling her, and she didn't even rap. She thought people were kidding when they said I could spit. I don't even really battle much these days, I'd rather just rhyme with someone. But no, they wanted us to battle, those fuckers. So eventually, when nobody would shut the hell up, I went one round with her. How the hell do I rap against a teenage whitegirl without offending the shit out of her? Well, being the gentleman that I am, I went easy on her...but was still offensive as hell.

She cried. I guess I kinda felt a little bad, but then again she challenged me. If you're gonna rap battle someone, you gotta be prepared to get dissed.

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