It's sooooooo gay, I can't believe people still watch that corny shit, how the fuck do people watch that shit? It's horrible. It's men in spandex grappling eachother. Why the fuck do you wanna watch men in spandex grappling eachother? And the acting is so bad too! They're horrible actors and the scripts are so far fetched. And when the dude goes to punch his oponent you can so easilly tell his hand is like 2 feet away from his head yet it still hurts him. And like, your finisher move does more damage then all the other moves even though it's the same shit, it's just like, if you suplex him, he can still get back up, but if it's your special move, he's knocked out, forget about it. Even though you land on your back at the same force on both moves either way, it's just since that it's his finisher, you HAVE to get knocked out by it. Since when did getting thrown onto your back hurt worse then getting punched in the face 5 times in a row?
And if you're allowed to punch then why would you fight back with wrestling moves? I can so picture that happening in a real street fight, some guy is knocking the fuck outta you throwing at you hard and you're just trying to get a powerbomb on him. They should just teach the US army how to wrestle then, go and powerbomb some Iraqis. Like, give them a last ride since it knocks out 6"5' 250 pound wrestlers, then surely it must be able to kill a small Iraqi soldier. We should just like put a ring in the middle of the desert... lmfaooo, "Death in the desert! USA vs. Iraq, only on payper view!" Everyone just like "awwwww man, we have to order it " "too bad, I heard this'll put backlash to shame!"

Main Event: World Tag Team Championship

George Bush + Dick Chaney Vs. Osama Binladen + Sudam Husein

F'real...

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