When I grow up

When I grow up I want to be a spic, nigger, kike, jew, wop, kraut, honkey, white trash, trailor trash, monkey, hippie, Nazi, KKK, Black Panther, crip, blood, gang member, greedy, selfish, money making, poor, healthy, lazy, sweaty, hairy, masculine, feminine, quirky new waver, extremist, right wing, left wing, chicken wing, chicken shit, ass kicking, dumb fuck, nuclear physicist, alcoholics anonymous counselor, drunk, psychiatrist, journalist, stink fist, romance novelist, racist, chauvinist, prejudice, sexist, feminist, lesbian, dike, gay, queer, faggot, homosexual, homo-erotic, homophobic, heterophobic, heterosexual, transexual, transvestite, cross dressing, well dressed, bitch, bastard, ugly, beautiful, crippled, junkie, HIV positive, hermaphradite, obese, anorexic, bulimic, king, queen, jester, president, world leader, a lap dog that bites the hand that feeds him, pawn broker, stock broker, pot smoker, (all is swell, less is more, God is gay, harpoon a catch) religious, athiest, stuffy, cranky, middle-aged, mid-life crisis suffering, bitter, little, big, old, young, scrawny, muscular, sensitive, vain, self-concious, self-centered, opinionated, arogant, minority, majority, booking agent and editor of a fanzine that segregates the the small percent into an even smaller percent, keep them divided, ghettoize, united we stand, united we fall, do not respect others sensitivities, kill yourself, now, kill yourself, kill, kill, kill, killer, murderor, die, rape, rape, rape, rape, kill, i'm bad, i'm bad, i'm bad, i'm... good.

- Mr. Jack The Ripper

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