Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"

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