Soc, thats tha problem, it WONT turn on

i tried everythang, pressin tha bitch ass buttons, yelling at it, grinding my crotch on tha monitor (thats wut usually turns SPuL on, so i thought it might werk here too :S) blah, no music, no po... educational... videos... ................... ... no typin up my fresh rymez, no talkin 2 ppl on msn n shit, no recordin, no nuthin

bin like this fo a couple dayz. fuck fuck fuck, werd