I get high and pissed and brag about it, I have a great time. It's a break from the pressures and strains of life. I'm still only 15 and need a good spliff from time to time. I don't really drink anymore, unless it's casually with my dad, like I'll have a few cans. But yeah I'll get high and brag about what I do when I get high. Yesterday this girl was crying for some reason so I go over to her and gave her a real serious look and said "look man, there's one question that can solve ANY of your problems. And that question is... what do we do with a drunken sailor?"
I was high. Do you hate me for this?