Originally Posted by Ebircs

i know this happend a while ago but...

Bow-wow Wow!
While riding the UTS bus to class one day, Poodah heard a disturbing rumor that Little Bow-Wow, Snoop-Dog¹s dawg in training, had been molested by his bodyguard. What was even more disturbing to Poodah¹s ears, however, was the rap this young mixmaster composed about his traumatic experience entitled "Don¹t Touch Me There."

I thought he was just there for protection,
until I felt his enormous erection.
Don¹t touch me there
I¹d hate to jail ya,
but you touched my genitalia.
Don¹t touch me there.
Bow-wow-ow-ow-ow.
Don¹t touch me there.



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