Defend myself? What's the point in an arguement like this? You put up a hypothetical. I say "Nah, I wouldn't do that" then you say "Yeah, you would." Then, we go back and forth because a situation like that has yet to arise, so you have no fucking idea what I'd do.

I think that should a man ask you if you wanted to have buttsex, you would accept with a smile on your face. DEFEND YOURSELF IF I'M WRONG. That type of bullshit ass arguement doesn't work. Nice try, though.