When I get drunk I get really laid back... When I get really drunk I tend to find a lot of things funny. But the real gold is when I get stoned and drunk. Like im laid back when im just stoned, but when im drunk and high I go off and tell people things that they didnt ask for.

Like for example say some guy I know comes up to me and goes "yo man whats the time?" ill go... "Shit, I dunno dude... but man look at you. What the fuck are you? What do you want from your life man? Here you are at some shit hole, wasting your seconds like they were napkins or some shit man. Is this even where you wanna be man? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? .................. IS IT? I mean fuck. You're fucked man. Fucked. So like... Take it or leave it man.... Take it or leave it."

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