Man, I fell down bleachers and onto the court of my highschool basketball game one night while I was drunk. On my way down, I landed in all sorts of different food items. Then, when I tried to walk back up, I got about half way back up the bleachers, and fucking fell back down AGAIN, getting hurt even more. Also, there were a couple hundred people in the gym that night. It was dooooooope.

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