*Update*

Tara Reid and Yung Joc just signed with the Houston Astros....
Bill Bellamy is now the starting offensive tackle for the New England Patriots...
Tori Amos was picked up by the Milwaukee Bucks, but later traded to the Memphis Grizzlies....
Steve Nash officially changed his race to black due to peer pressure from the rest of the NBA....
Dirk Nowitski is set to follow in August...
Babe Ruth was given 1500 home runs to add to his record so that all the white people in corperate america would have something to be proud of....
Cam'Ron wanted to start an expansion hockey team called NJ Dipset, but Juelz and Jim Jones told him they couldn't skate....
Pink is set to marry Kurt Rambis....
In related news....Kobe Bryant is set to marry Baron Davis.....
Shaq is selling a bottle of his sweat from Game 6 on Ebay.....
Kylie Minogue has an underground hip hop album out which features Hakeem Olajuwon, Detlef Schrempf, Woody Allen, Mighty Mouse, and many more.....



Stay tuned for more updates

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