hahaha so im up at best buy today rite
and i seen tha new DPG cd ...and im like "hmmm i want that shit"
and i had tha money and all
but i decided to go to tha bathroom n steal that shit
so as im takin all the wrappers off n shit, like 34987234 people come in the bathroom
but i was in a stall so its all good
then like i get tha CD out n put it in my pocket
and like the bathroom was clear so i go to leave
and tha fuckin front desk security guy walks in and is like wooahhh u cant have those in here
and i was like ooo ok
then hes like, hey lemme see that real quik... why is it unwrapped??
and by then i knew my ass was caught, i was like fuck iono lol
so hes like u was tryna steal it
n i go, i guess
then i was like ill pay for that shit tho, i was plannin on it
cuz i hadnt even left tha building yet
and he was like all tryna egt tha cops and his manager n shit
i was like lllaaammmmeeeee
but the manager was pretty tight, he jus made me pay for that shit, and he tried lecturing me
but like now that i think of it, they couldnt do shit else, i didnt leave with it
man i woulda got away if it wasnt for that fuckin lame security guard
