well i know what a glass eye looks like,and it tends to move alot slower than the other eye..which would be worse than a cock eye!..and if a girl shit stank ..you'd be able to smell it before you smash thru the clothes!. and if he had a tooth that was fake i wouldnt care...but if he lost it..he'd have to go to the dentist asap because that would be all im focused on if we were having a convo. But if he had a missing tooth and didnt have a replacement there..ha!..no way.