And if their faces are burned off, even better, so they can't stare at you while you do it. Or you can get it from behind, if their assholes aren't stitched up.

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Yeah. So like, I think I want a very smart and philosophical girl, but not necessarily a nerd. I want a nerd's intelligence but still an open willingness to go to the movies or wherever instead of reading a book until I have to knock her out and drag her into my trunk, then strap her to the movie chair while mentioning to the supervisor if he touches her that she will bite him. She'd have a gag on.