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Old 07-21-06, 03:31 AM   #78
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Originally Posted by Chris Stylez
See this what i do...It works 98% of the time to keep my dick clean. There are steps

1)Find a virgin.
2)Frame the virgin for attempt of murder.
3)Plea with the judge to put her on house arrest.
4)Get sentimental.
5)Fuck with no condom on and feel the raw warm wetness
6)Leave her house taking her cousin out to the bus station
7)Wax her cousin ass in the backseat with the jimmy on

^^^That way you know your girl aint fuckin around on you and you have reduced your chances of not getting and STD if you disregard steps 6 and 7. These steps work like a charm for me and hopefully they will for you to. I have written a booklet on it and just PM me and i will send you a copy.


hmm interesting...
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