What really happened *curtains get pulled apart*

Girl: Oh my god you're drooling on my shoulder
LE: Nah its all good its all good ill just get another drink
Bartender: I think you've had enough chad
LE: Oh no one can ever have enough chad, aint that right bitch
LE again: Aye where did that girl go?*starts getting woozy and almost falls*
Bouncer: Ok ok you need to call a taxi home, sir come with me
LE: Get your fuckin hands off me you faggot I'm never scared of shit bitch
Bouncer: Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to calm down
LE: Nah nah nah yall gon make me lose my mind up in here up in here
Bouncer: Excuse me?
LE:*swings and misses drastically due to drunken rage
Bouncer:*fucks up LE* and drags him outside and closes door where near by stranger comes along and takes him home after raping him.

*curtains close*