sweet
busy week , i tried to make it good so lets go
*jack passed me the joint*

Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking
You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching
The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
When me and my boys get high, they all passing the Skunk
That'll have ya ass feeling Soggier than Captain Crunch
passing out smoke in my room til hella late
So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me
the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap
Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold
My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen
You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between
LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark
I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash

*Puts blunt out, makes brownies, invites jack over to match me *