Wow, this fucking battle.... I'm still laughing, ROFL!!!


I blaze a lot, all day a lot, your weed is fucking dry
While the weed I JUST smoked got me REAL FUCKING
...wait, I forgot what I was gonna say
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b
And pack more AK47 then a communist country
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
You must be joking me, you aint toking trees
Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
(14)

VS.


The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash
(15)


Damn yo, when I read Jack's verse before Tav dropped I seriously didn't think Tav would be able to drop something to beat him. But, I got Nelson taking this battle with one more quotable. Overall the battle was fucking awesome. With both going 50 lines the consistensy was amazing, even the bars that I didn't quote were still fucking funny. And I still managed to quote over half a verse from each of you. Everything about this battle was dope, this will easily be the battle of the week. The bars, the wording, wordplay, humour.. everything was on top form. And if Kempo does not put this in as a Classic LBL Battle then he deserves to be booted up the ass. I am most definitely nominating, AND VOTING for this to go into the Hall of Fame. IT WAS BEAST.

Lol, the sad thing is... nobody else will ever be able to do a dope weedhead battle again, you have both used up all the fucking lines. LMAO!! Although, I imagine you two could probably bomb some more.

Anyway..

V/ - N.Tavarez